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You Should’ve Been There: The Mathletes at the Proletariat

Hell and Back

Scott's Black Hawk Down pays grim, gritty homage to real-life warriors

Best-Laid Schemes

James Hansen Prince's Splendid Lennie keeps Theatre on the Square's Of Mice and Men from going awry

Rebel from the North

Mary Cutrufello may not fit the country mold, but she knows the country sound

Hold the Creamed Corn

Striptease captures the essence of Carl Hiaasen's darkly funny novel

News of the Weird

Striptease captures the essence of Carl Hiaasen's darkly funny novel

Rice Says A Person's Looks Influence Loan Decisions. Let's Assess

Who says you can't judge a book by its cover? It appears that banks and other lenders know a trustworthy face when they see one - or at least that's what a study co-authored by Rice professor of real estate finance Jefferson Duarte indicates.Using loan information and photographs from the website Pr ... More >>

Full Contact Paddling

Safari tests brains, strength, endurance and the willpower to persevere when you're puking out of your boat. And pissing in it.

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Safari tests brains, strength, endurance and the willpower to persevere when you're puking out of your boat. And pissing in it.

Run to Ground

Inmate Terry Banks broke out of jail in Missouri, prison guard Lynette Barnett by his side. They disappeared for seven weeks - until the law caught up with them in a Victoria County, Texas, trailer park.

Disney Channel fits Texan Demi Lovato for a glass slipper

Wishing Upon a Star

Snoop Dogg

Wishing Upon a Star

Whale of a Tale

Björk stars in epic head-scratcher of a film

Art Capsule Reviews

A picture of our opinions on local exhibitions

"Julie Green: The Last Supper"

Julie Green's "Last Supper" will take away your appetite

Summer Concert Survival Guide

Who loves the sun?

Why Do You Do Your 'Dos the Way You Do?

The Mexican replies

Björk to the Future

Matthew Barney's girlfriend inspires his most coherent film yet

Show Me Yours

Finesilver Gallery goes voyeuristic -- in purses and bathrooms

Björk

Drawing Restraint 9

Buggin' Out

That next smash hit from Hollywood may be the work of Houston's own roach wrangler

Big Balls

Artist Matthew Barney dangles his CREMASTER on a museum tour

Party on the Patio

The Core Fellows make themselves at home in the Glassell

Pain and Progress

Tracey Deel fights to regain a normal life

Caution: Swoon Zone

"Outbound" recalls the best of the '90s with ten works that you may (literally) fall head over heels for

Pyramid Scheme

Two, four, six, eight.Come and watch us levitate!

Fire Alarm

A gay employee says the abuse ended only with his ouster

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A gay employee says the abuse ended only with his ouster

How To Survive The Summer Concert Season

​You may be saying, "Rocks Off, how can you guys be doing a summer concert tips blog when it's almost July?" Well, imaginary naysayer who just had an imaginary conversation with us, here in Houston summer lasts until the trannies off Pacific Street start wearing two pairs of Spanx, which is ... More >>

Retro Redux and Words Lost in Translation

​You may be saying, "Rocks Off, how can you guys be doing a summer concert tips blog when it's almost July?" Well, imaginary naysayer who just had an imaginary conversation with us, here in Houston summer lasts until the trannies off Pacific Street start wearing two pairs of Spanx, which is ... More >>

Tubby Chubcakes' Lyrics Will Melt Your Brain

Tubby Chubcakes: The great beef hunter strikes again.​Rocks Off was going to write a review of the new Tubby Chubcakes album, Tubby vs. The Musical Brain-Eating Disease, but honestly it's kind of like trying to explain Scientology to a blind water snake. Remember Tubby's video "Destroy Nickel ... More >>