Subject: Viagra

• Dear John

  September 18, 2006

• Drenched in Blog: Fair Warning

  August 9, 2007

• Wendy Wagner Takes Home the Hunting Prize

  May 5, 2008

• Viagra and Roger Clemens: New Information Pops Up, er, Arises, er, Reveals Itself, er…

  June 10, 2008

• Astros-Brewers: The ‘Stros Hold onto First Place (in Homers Surrendered)

  June 12, 2008

• This Just In: Watermelon Good for Blood Flow (and Erections)

  June 30, 2008

• Hef and His Lady Split (Or, The Most Pathetic Story Ever)

  October 14, 2008

• Mower Heads

  Weekend racers circle the track on their John Deeres

  March 21, 2002

• Houston Women Will Test What Everyone But Doctors Call Female Viagra

  October 22, 2008

• Buttermilk--The New Yogurt?

  October 28, 2008

• If You're Gonna Be Extradited, It Might As Well Be For Selling Fake Viagra

  Randy Gonzales can be proud, indeed: He is the first man ever extradited to the United States for selling fake boner pills. Top o' the world, Ma!!!! Gonzales was sentenced today to 20 months in federal prison without parole for selling fake Viagra and Cialis over the Internet. Agents seized over 75,000 pills worth more than $776,000. His HQ was in Bangkok, capital of the League of Middle-School Humorists (Interplanetary HQ is on Uranus). That's not the only great place name involved, tho

  November 21, 2008

• Aftermath: B.B. King at House of Blues

  Photos by Mark C. Austin   B.B. King deserves a break. If the genial Buddha of the blues, now 83, would rather spend the bulk of his two-hour set bantering with the sold-out crowd about Viagra (groan) and the wayward ways of womankind instead of, you know, singing and playing, he's earned it. And besides, he's a pretty funny guy.   "You look 30!" one audience member cried out shortly after King went onstage Saturday night around 9:20 p.m.   "You need new glasses," the Kin

  November 24, 2008

• Rotation

  May 28, 1998

• Letters

  July 16, 1998

• Biological Disaster

  August 20, 1998

• The Olympic Bid

  Dan Morse is world-ranked. Ruthless. And 62 years old.

  October 26, 2000

• Finesse Mitchell

  Former SNL cast member rings in the New Year at the Laff Stop

  December 27, 2007

• Houston Ballet's Fall 2007 Mixed Repertory Program

  The Houston Ballet gets provocative with its mixed rep program

  September 27, 2007

• (Man) Love and War

  June 8, 2006

• UNDER THE VOLCANO'S

  STRAWBERRY BASIL MARGARITA

  May 10, 2007

• DVDs

  March 8, 2007

• Between Is and Was

  A New Orleans boy in Houston ponders what nevermore may be

  September 22, 2005

• Fountain of Youth

  The kids in Shulton's Youth have talent, ambition and a record deal. But is that enough?

  September 8, 2005

• Fly Ballas

  T-Mac and fellow all-star hoopsters trade the court for the diamond

  July 28, 2005

• Beefcake

  Something kinky's cookin' at Nooky's Erotic Bakery

  March 17, 2005

• The Black Godfather

  The wit and wisdom of Andre Williams

  February 24, 2005

• "Red" Hot

  DJ-producer Tony Moran stops by South Beach for a scandalous Valentine's Day party

  February 10, 2005

• Stiff Mussel

  January 20, 2005

• Capsule Reviews

  Our critics weigh in on local theater

  November 11, 2004

• Mild Salsipuedes

  Daniel Catán's new opera is listenable but strangely lacking in passion

  November 4, 2004

• Tall Cool One

  Strapping comedian Gary Gulman and fellow Last Comic Standing alums hit the road

  November 4, 2004

• Curses Again

  God, Drayton and dogged Astros fans awake from another World Serious dream

  October 28, 2004

• Empty Sex

  John Waters's latest farce strives for nothing more than NC-17

  September 23, 2004

• Turkeys Fly

  Houston actually pulls off one crazy week

  February 5, 2004

• Bacharach Meets Isley

  Here I Am (DreamWorks)

  December 11, 2003

• Rat Pack Redux

  The Whiskey Brothers ring the old-school bell

  October 23, 2003

• Living in Harmony

  Global Groove's Wednesday-night jam puts the hump back in hump day

  May 9, 2002

• Swingin' in the New Year

  The Gen-X swing craze is dead. Long live swingin', '70s-style.

  January 10, 2002

• Southern Living

  Hills Snyder and Chris Sauter build the dream home for some warped parallel universe

  February 15, 2001

• Prelude to a Kiss

  Speaking off the toque: Joe Mannke

  February 8, 2001

• Your Friend, the Germ

  Microbes are the stars of this exhibit

  February 1, 2001

• Porn to Sell

  Product placement comes to adult videos...hey, watch where you put that thing!

  July 27, 2000

• Houston Highwayman

  Local Jimmy "T-99" Nelson sets the blues straight

  August 12, 1999

• News of the Weird

  April 1, 1999

• Farm to Market

  Kody Ellis shows pigs. What have pigs shown him?

  March 18, 1999

• The Speedy-Mart In Friendswood, Meeting All Your Viagra Needs

  It's tough getting an edge in the convenience-store game. Exxon's coffee is as shitty as Shell's, the price for a pair of tallboys is about the same, gas is gas.So if you're Ashish Shrestha of Friendswood, and you're running a Speedy-Mart, you go the extra mile.Some over-the-counter, no-prescription-needed Viagra? Step right up. Oh, and have a Slim Jim while you're at it.KHOU reports that Friendswood police have arrested Shrestha on charges of delivering a dangerous a substance. (Dangerous.....t

  June 18, 2009

• Up Close And (Maybe Too) Personal At TUTS's Cabaret

  Photo by Bruce Bennett Photography, courtesy TUTSTheatergoers taking in TUTS's production of Cabaret (Recommended, although blue-haired TUTS's version of Weimar Republic "decadence" isn't exactly R-rated) have several seating choices -- way, way back in the depths of the cavernous Hobby Center, up a bit closer in the orchestra seats, or up really close, at tables and chairs all but onstage.The good news: You get a bottle of red and white wine at the table, unlike the poor schlubs who can't even

  June 22, 2009

• The NFL's RedZone: God's Gift To Football Fans

  ​For a Texas resident, I don't watch a hell of a lot of football. I went to UT, so I'll try to tune in for a significant Big 12 game as opposed to the annual Little Big Horns versus Louisiana-Monroe or Rice.Being a Texans fan makes Sunday especially excruciating, and anyway I -- like many people -- usually have the convenient excuse of family obligations to prevent me from watching all that many pro games. I still follow the division races and always have an eye open for a fantasy sleeper (I'

  October 13, 2009

• Top 5 Cheesiest Soft Drink Commercials

  Coca-Cola Hilltop Commercial Thirty years ago, Coca-Cola imagined itself as the arbiter of world peace. Let's just buy the world a Coke and everything will be hunky-dory. Today, America is often despised as a "Coca-Cola" culture, and Coke itself is blamed for the skyrocketing rates of obesity and diabetes in young people. Lo, how times have changed. On the plus side, this commercial had a catchy jingle and anticipated the mainstream celebration of diversity (cheesy costumes notwithstanding) w

  October 15, 2009

• Game Time: Sex For World Series Tickets

  ​There are people who like to go to sporting events, there are people who would pay anything to go to sporting events, and then there are people who would pleasure a complete stranger for World Series tickets.Meet Susan Finkelstein. If you haven't heard her story, she is a diehard Phillies fan in desperate need of some World Series tickets. So desperate is Susan to see Chase Utley and the boys bring home a World Series that she recently posted an ad on Craigslist that reads as follows: "Die

  October 28, 2009