Baconnaise Sonnet: Pork-Based Condiments

I spent the day Thinking about Baconaise French Fries could be the way Maybe a BLT, can't say Bacon and mayonnaise It is all the craze Spreading Pork for days Sandwiches will be a phase But fish sticks will stay Even with all the praise Your cholesterol won't stray If you use Baconaise In a moderate array Even though it is amazing

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