The Chicken Ranch Is Delivering For Lights In The Heights
Out during Lights In The Heights tomorrow (or maybe stuck inside hiding from humanity)? All of this can be brought to your door.
Photo by Chuck Cook Photography
If you find you're in The Heights tomorrow night and feeling a little peckish (or even a lot peckish), The Chicken Ranch, 6500 N. Main, wants to help. Tomorrow night during Lights In The Heights from 4 to 10 p.m., they'll be out delivering fried chicken and sides to the area on their Stella scooter.
You may have to suppress some giggles ordering, though. Here are the offerings:
- Little Brothel Combo: Eight pieces of fried chicken, two large sides and three biscuits: $24
- Big Brothel Combo: 16 pieces of fried chicken, three large sides and eight biscuits: $48
- Johnny Cash Hot Wangs: six for $8 and 12 for $15
The sides are creamed corn; mashed potatoes; collard greens; macaroni and cheese and okra and tomatoes.
The minimum order is $24. Call them at 713-550-3823 to order. Allow them 20 minutes to get to you through the crowds on their scooter.