The Gang's Back: 5 Foods to Serve at Your It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere Party

It's the new Wine Wednesday.
It's the new Wine Wednesday.

You guys, it's finally here. Season 9 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia begins this Wednesday on FXX.

If you're not a fan, you should be. Rumor has it that even the Game of Thrones creators are down with the gang, as David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have co-written an episode. This is like TV Inception; consider our minds blown.

We don't know about you, but we've got our wine in hand (in a can, of course) ready for the premiere. And we've come up with a few other Sunny treats to go along with it.

Here are 5 Foods for Your Always Sunny Viewing Pleasure:

5. Wine In A Can "I feel like drinking wine out of a can is conducive to my violent hand gestures when I speak." -- Mac, "The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention"

You can't call yourself an Always Sunny fan and not have tried pouring wine into an empty soda can. Double points if you've brought it out in public. Triple points if you've salted someone as well. Don't worry; it's not your fault. Snail gave you no choice.

We look forward to a season of being free to gesture with our hands without the threat of spilling wine all over the goddamn place. It's Wine in a Can Wednesdays, y'all.

4. Milk Steak "I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans...raw." -- Charlie Kelly, "The Waitress Is Getting Married."

We can only imagine what Milk Steak -- a favorite of Charlie's -- actually is. Luckily, writer Glenn Howard (Dennis) took to Twitter to help out:

The Gang's Back: 5 Foods to Serve at Your It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere Party

Well, thank God for that. And thank God for wikiHow, because now we know how to make it, too. Just make sure you boil it over hard.

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