The Other Porn: Robblog's 5 Hottest Babes

Food porn has always been good enough for us here at Eating Our Words. Show us a big, greasy burger voluptuously perched on a seedy bun, and we get all excited and our mouths get wet. Real porn seems so unappetizing by comparison.

But if you ever check out our sister HP blogs, Rocks Off and Hair Balls, you have probably noticed all the gratuitous photos of scantily clad women. (Some blogs will do anything for attention.)

On the off chance that some of you might be interested in that sort of thing, we thought we better demonstrate our lack of prudishness. Here are a few photos from the Robblog files that might arouse prurient interests among some of our baser readers. If this sort of thing offends you, please don't click any further.

The Other Porn: Robblog's 5 Hottest Babes

1. Burger Server at Saint Dane's A great presentation can turn an average burger into an exciting dining experience, as this waitperson at Saint Dane's amply demonstrates. Just look at how much bacon is loaded on top of that cheese. Style points for purple onion rather than white. And look at that firm, fresh Kosher pickle!

The Other Porn: Robblog's 5 Hottest Babes

2. Saint Patrick's Day at the Tilted Kilt Would do you get when you cross an Irish pub with Hooter's? A sports bar chain called The Tilted Kilt, where you can see a lot of nice racks in plaid bikinis and badly drawn drafts of Guinness with flat heads. Still, all in all, it's a decent place to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day.

The Other Porn: Robblog's 5 Hottest Babes

3. Mona Lisa de Pollo Speaking of nice racks and inadequate heads, consider this taco truck art on the side of the El Mapache 3 truck at Gulfton and Renwick. Note the enigmatic half smile and the enormous ta-tas. The whole chicken is smaller than one of this lady's breasts. We like the herb garnish on the chicken platter and the Frenched leg bones.

The Other Porn: Robblog's 5 Hottest Babes

4. Bikini Cake from El Bolillo Okay, this babe is actually a cake. But looks at that underboob icing! This is the kind of cake that really makes you hungry. Who wants the red bikini bottom triangle?

The Other Porn: Robblog's 5 Hottest Babes

5. Taco Truck Bikini Girl This taco truck cartoon companion is the stuff of fantasies -- just tell her what you want and you can have it all. And tell her to leave her hat on!

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