13 Things That Took Less Time Than Chinese Democracy

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Jesus Christ dying and returning from the grave (three days)

Well, none of us really ever thought the day would come, but Guns 'N' Roses - or Axl Rose and his hired goons, anyway - finally released Chinese Democracy, available exclusively at Best Buy, November 23. Once the reviews subside, critics are going to have to come up with a new metaphor for something that takes forever. Or at least longer than the following historical events...

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