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Yes, that's a midget dressed in a luchador mask and mariachi outfit pouring tequila into some man's mouth.
You didn't think we'd miss Coco Bongo's Texan Spring Break in Cancun, Mexico, did you? We have no idea what's going on in a lot of these photos. But then again, neither did you (we're willing to bet). PHOTOS BY SON LAM