Partying with the Presidential Candidates

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by Jennifer Mathieu

Come on, Romney. My parents arent going to be home for, like, another hour. I know, you dont even drink Coca Cola, much less a cold brewski. Calm down, Mitt, that dudes just doing a keg stand. He isnt gonna hurt himselfHey, Mitt, youre the DD, the Keymaster, right? Think you can take meeessh hommeeebblpt?? Come on, Mitt, try a cold one. You need to loosen up or something.

You only really know a person once you've thrown back a couple shots of Jäger together. And only then can you really know if they're the kind of person you would want to elect President.

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