5. While the University of Houston Cougar football team is being defeated by the Oregon Ducks, the Cougar mascot is emasculated by the Oregon mascot. In images that will go nationwide, the Duck teabags Shasta while Shasta just lies back and takes it. When interviewed, Shasta claims he took the high road and that he's got nothing to be ashamed of.
Ballz columnist John Royal gives five golden showers