"When your body's had enough of me and I'm laying spread out on the floor"--Dr Hook "A Little Bit More"

It has always conjured up an image of the vagina as rocket launcher to me.

Um... that's not "browning" all the time, that's "frowning" all the time.

The line in "Blinded by the Light" is "Revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night." It's referring to a car (as in Deuce Coupe).

"They stabbed it with their steely knives but they could not kill the beast" The Eagles: Hotel California

Seriously, no mention of Jethro Tull's Aqualung? The pedo on the park bench "watching pretty panties run". That's creepy.

That's REV'ED up like a deuce, not wrapped up.

"Blinded by the Light" was written by Bruce Springsteen.

Yes, it's frowning, not browning. That's stupid, this list is stupid. What does browning even mean?

It's "REVVED up like a deuce" not WRAPPED.

The line from Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light is, "revved up like a deuce." A simple Google search would have told you that if you had taken the time to fact check.

What a let down.

The lyrics are "Revved up like a deuce" - the song is about motorcycles.

Don't you check your facts?

"revved up like a deuce" not "wrapped"

And it's three days ride from Bakersfield
And I don't know why I came
I guess I came to keep from payin' dues
So instead I've got a bottle and a girl who's just fourteen
And a damned good case of the Mexicali blues

Mexicali Blues

Lyrics: John Barlow
Music: Bob Weir

it's actually "reved up like a duece, another runner in the night." Not so creepy when you have the correct lyric. That line is about a duece coupe car. Research before reporting.

It's "revved up like a deuce", actually.

What about "Stranglehold" by The Motor City Madman Uncle Ted Nugent!?

I believe its revved up like a deuce, its a car

Its "revved up like a deuce" as in the car. Like in Beach Boys' "Little Deuce Coup."

I was pretty sure its "Frowning all the time"

it's "i am frowning" you retards

the "squeeze my lemon ‘til the juice runs down my leg" line is originally from "traveling riverside blues" by robert johnson...

Jethro Tull's Aqualung has nothing on their "Velvet Green":

Walking on velvet green. Distant cows lowing.
Never a care: with your legs in the air, loving.
Walking on velvet green.

If you're going to take a creepy lyric from "Blinded by the Light" nothing is creepier than "and some fresh-sown moonstone was messing with his frozen zone reminding him of romance."

Umm, that's "Revved up like a deuce".

As in a '32 Ford.

Or did you think the Beach Boys were singing about their "Little Douche' Coupe"?

Wrong, its "revved up like a deuce" not "wrapped up like a deuce" A Deuce Deuce or Deuce Coupe is a Ford Model B.

"Squeeze me lemon till the juice comes down my leg."

This is an olllllld blues lyric used my many...and I believe written by Muddy Waters of Willie Dixon....

#4 on your list

you state deuce is said like "douche".
you are wrong on this folks, but there was a skit making light of how easily confused it can be heard as such by now extinct television show the Vacant Lot.

Hilarious sketch, but even they admit it is said deuce and not douche.

Well, hey, she IS nineteen!

It's revved up like a deuce, not wrapped up, do you guys even
try to get the proper lyrics for these songs??

"People think I'm insane because I am FROWNING all the time."

not browning.

nice try, though.

why don't you learn who the fuck is writing the lyrics. This is a bruce springsteen song. you are a DOUCHE.

This is a horribly immature and pointless list. You could find about a billion other song lyrics that are "creepy". Epic fail.

Best obscene line of all time...
"Like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a sea food store" --- if that's too obscure, think penis & vagina as the author did
Band names...
"10cc and Lovin' Spoonful"; the avg male ejaculate
"Steely Dan" dildo in novel "Naked Lunch"
Genre titles...
"Rock & Roll and Jazz" slang terms for copulation

Aqualung says "pretty pansies run" not panties. Being British, Ian Anderson would have written knickers instead of panties if that' what he was talking about.

Some of these lyrics are not creepy at all. Hey, Nineteen is talking about someone above the age of consent, after all.

Some of these lyrics are just typical rock style sexual innuendo. As for the young girls, well, 16 is the age of consent in a lot of places. These songs were written to appeal to teenagers, anyway.

Everybody's got something to do
I've got nothing but this empty room
Everybody's got some kind of job
Everybody's got someone to love
Not me, I'm fucking the dog
- Fuckin' the Dog, G.G. Allin

i believe the lyric is: "REVVED up like a deuce"
(as in a deuce coupe)

Although Springsteen wrote "Blinded by the Light," he didn't write that line. The line in the Springsteen version is "cut loose like a deuce." The Earth Band changed it, god knows why.

Most of these are just about sex. Why do you think sex is "unsettling" and "creepy"? Perhaps you should stop listening to rock music.

I believe the Black Sabbith lyric is "because I'm frowning all the time"

Very poorly written, doesn't the Houston Press have fact checkers? Several of these lyrics are just plain incorrect. Writers shouldn't get their "facts" from what they think they are hearing, especially in this age of the Internet where lyrics are often just a google search away. Embarrassingly inept.

Frowning

not browning ! ! ! ! !

It's frowning not browning.

It will always be "wrapped up like a douche" to me....

well... for the beatles one.. please remember 17 is a fine age to have a shag coz its legal in england.. it may seem weird to u americans... and illegal.. but here they could write "well she was just 16 you know what i mean" but the syllables wouldnt fit and it would kinda suck... plus they wernt that old wen it was written.. prob old enough to be considered creepy to shag a 16 year old tho... oh well.. good song. plus whos to say they meant shag her?... coulda just meant for a nice cuddle :D

I think we need more people to protest that it's "revved" not "wrapped" and "frowning" not "browing."

Just in case anyone hasn't gotten it yet.

People think I'm insane because I am FROWNING all the time.

Seriously awful list, riddled with errors.

FAIL

yeah.... its revved not wrapped... douchbag

Shit article, you got quite a few of the lyrics wrong. Morons.

Now, if the line had been, "people think I'm insane because I am douching all the time..." THAT would be creepy. Sharon, "Ozzy, what's that smell?" Ozz, "Uh, vinegar for me chips....!" Yeah, this list is extremely lame and poorly researched. And the fact that it ended up on my digg list makes me wonder about who diggs what.

You're an idiot. The line is "revved up like a deuce". Deuce, as in deuce coupe. Who approved this article if that's the best shit you can come up with?

I can't believe you guys missed "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith. "I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
Oh, the times I could reminisce
'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss"

Paranoid lyrics is "... frowning all the time", not "browning"

They liric is "revved up like a deuce", as in Deuce Coupe (Ford Model B), a popular car for customizing by hot rod afficianados. Nothing perverted about that...

The lyric is 'revved up like deuce', referring to a deuce coupe vehicle,

There's this thing out there what is called "Google" and what has this box where you can type in wot you are looking for and it will correct your obvious mistakes (already mentioned a million times above: revved up and "frowning") How hard is that?

Because of The Eagle's opening line in "Take it Easy", I have always called that the constipation song. They have laxatives for that. Running down the road seems a little extreme.

pretty sure its "revved up like a deuce" ...Revved

what happened to frank zappa-she's only 13-but knows how to nasty-or,can't think if the artist-but, she's old enough to repaint and young enough to sell-------

"squeeze my lemon..." is from a Blind Lemon Jefferson song, which predates Robert Johnson's.

It's not wrapped you fucking assholes, it's revved.

Loosen my load means getting rid of the "seven women on my mind"

This whole article is lame

It's not pronounced that way, it just sounds that way.

Well, if you are too much of a prude to enjoy these songs, go sing in a choir.

"before you slip into unconsciousness, i'd like to have another kiss" the doors

You missed Gary Puckett and the Union Gap's 'Young Girl'. "Young girl get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line"

enjoy!

First:

Obvious people don't read comments before posting round here.

Second:

If you're talking Steely Dan, I think the subject of Cousin Dupree would have been more unusual than Hey, Nineteen, given that it's about a man who is obviously attracted to Janine, his younger cousin:

"I'll teach you everything I know
If you teach me how to do that dance
Life is short and quid pro quo
And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?"

It's "revved up like a deuce," also known as a car from the 1930's.

"Are you old enough, ooh-ooh-ooh
Are you old enough, oh-oh"
Dragon

Um, first, Blinded by the Light was written by Springsteen, second, it is *not* pronounced "douche" it is pronounced "doos," third, it's "revved up" not "wrapped up," and finally, it's a CAR. (Think of the Beach Boys, "Little Deuce Coupe"...)

Whoever wrote this article is an idiot.

"People think I'm insane because I am F R O W N I N G all the time." are the right lyrics.

it`s "Frowning" all the time not browning.

What about David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel"?

"You've got your mother in a whirl, cause shes
Not sure if you're a boy or a girl...
Rebel rebel, youve torn your dress
Rebel rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!"

What about David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel"?

"You've got your mother in a whirl, cause shes
Not sure if you're a boy or a girl...
Rebel rebel, youve torn your dress
Rebel rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!"