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14 Really Lame Valentine’s Day Gifts
Tired of getting laid? Prefer lonely nights eating chili out of the can while watching M.A.S.H. reruns? Fed up with all that affection? We’re here to help
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by Keith Plocek
Silicone butt enhancers. Curiously enough, the online vendor for these lumps of joy says some styles are available only for women who wear medium or large underwear. Talk about not knowing your target audience. But let’s not get distracted here. This gift will have your ass on the street faster than you can say “Kardashian.”
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