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14 Really Lame Valentine’s Day Gifts

Tired of getting laid? Prefer lonely nights eating chili out of the can while watching M.A.S.H. reruns? Fed up with all that affection? We’re here to help

A bowling ball. The perfect idea for a d’ohpe who doesn’t think his lady gets enough play from French bowling instructors.

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by Keith Plocek

A bowling ball. The perfect idea for a d’ohpe who doesn’t think his lady gets enough play from French bowling instructors.

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