Comment of the Day: The Most Heroic 9/11 To-Go Box Ever

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We wrote about the restaurant employee who decorated a Muslim customer’s to-go box with a drawing of the Twin Towers getting hit and “Happy 9/11.”

One reader was inspired by the bravery.

Disgusted wrote:

The styrofoam container that will never forget. THESE SHARPIES DON’T RUN!!!

What was the employee’s name, so no one else will make the mistake of hiring his stupid ass?

This article appears in Sep 8-14, 2011.