We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

There is regular scary and then there’s sodomizing a mentally challenged person scary. Mario Dean Aguilar fits that bill and one commenter — ribalding — was quick to seize on how he looked and the Biblical ramifications thereto:

I’ll have to look up the case law, but I’m pretty sure anyone with a Captain Lou Albano goatee is legally required to be a crackhead who rapes disabled people.

It’s in the Bible, too. Nehemiah, I think.

We think you’re thinking of Habakkuk, ribalding, but we’re with you.

Jeff Balke is a writer, editor, photographer, tech expert and native Houstonian. He has written for a wide range of publications and co-authored the official 50th anniversary book for the Houston Rockets.