Oh. Shit. Some dude just showed up in an all-black Explorer, wearing camo and wielding a machine gun. How exactly that green camo is gonna hide him in the urban jungle, we don’t know. But it’s on. – Keith Plocek

This article appears in Apr 26 – May 2, 2007.

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