In other Kilari news, His Sketchiness’ former right-hand-man has been missing since September, according to the man’s family. Douglas Fred Dodson disappeared shortly after giving a deposition in which he allegedly discussed the inner workings of Kilari’s organizations. He was last seen in his Tijuana apartment, says his daughter, Jessica Lorenz. There is a $2,000 reward for Dodson’s safe return. Dodson, 52, is 5’10”, 160 lbs., with auburn hair. He has a scar above his left eye. Anyone with information on Dodson’s whereabouts should call Lorenz at 218-969-5603. – Craig Malisow

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