For a while there, it was a nice conspiracy theory.

A local reader e-mailed to complain that he/she was trying to get the new Christopher Hitchensโ€™ book God Is Not Great through the Harris County Public Library System, as were at least 13 other people, if the libraryโ€™s Web catalog is to be believed.

But all were searching in vain: โ€œHCPL owns no copies of this title,โ€ the Web catalog says.

Huh? The book is on the New York Timesโ€™ bestseller list, itโ€™s been out a month and Hitchens is a well-known TV presence. Was it religious yahoo-ism keeping the controversial item off the shelves of the Harris County system?

Weโ€™re glad to say it wasnโ€™t. Instead, says Elaine S. Plotkin, the adult specialist for the system, the book will be included in the systemโ€™s next group of purchases. It wonโ€™t hit the shelves for a month or so, though.

โ€œThe customers will just have to be a little patient with us,โ€ Plotkin says.

Essentially, Plotkin was taken by surprise that the book turned out to be so popular. โ€œItโ€™s so hard to tell, especially with non-fiction, what is going to sell,โ€ she says. โ€œIf I could predict what all the best-sellers would be Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™d still be a librarian. I think Iโ€™d be a stockbroker.โ€

So no religious censorship here. Youโ€™ll just have to wait a little bit, but weโ€™re sure God will still be not great when the book arrives. โ€“ Richard Connelly

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