So let’s just say a friend of a friend was hanging out on Craig’s List this balmy Friday evening and this, um, friend came across the most random, most awesome posting ever.

Seriously, that thing’s a work of art. — Keith Plocek

This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2007.

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