I saw the most amazing thing the other day. The Houston Astros, one of the worst teams in baseball, are outdrawing the Tampa Bay Rays, one of the best teams in baseball. And I just can’t figure out why.

I thought the purpose of baseball was winning baseball games. Not only do the Rays win baseball games, but they’re an entertaining team that features a fantastic starting rotation, a good bullpen, a good manager, two of the game’s best players in Evan Longoria and Carl Crawford, and a lineup that has good defense and a good offensive mixture of speed on the base paths and power. Yet they draw less per home game than the Astros.

And as much I can’t understand why people aren’t going to Rays games, I also just can’t understand why it is that people are going to the Astros games. This is a bad team with a poor rotation, a so-so bullpen, and except for Michael Bourn, the team doesn’t really have any good young or old everyday players — I still have some faith in Hunter Pence, though. The team is old. They can’t run the bases. They’re awful defensively. ย 

The Astros are awful. The Rays are good. But more people are going to Astros games. It just doesn’t make sense.

What is that the Astros are doing that the Rays aren’t? The Astros play
in an amusement park that overwhelms the fans with plastic shaped to
look like history, and stupid enticements like choo-choo trains and
hills. There’s barely any spot in Minute Maid that isn’t covered with
some kind of advertisement, and it’s impossible to hold a conversation
because the music is played at “11.” The food and drink prices at MMP
make hotel room service look reasonable.

I’ve been to Tropicana
Field, the home of the Rays. It’s a bit dull. It’s a dome. It’s gray
inside. The seats are plastic. There’s no atmosphere. But you can bring
in your own food. And you can watch a good baseball team. Baseball games
are not supposed to be about loud music or choo-choo trains or hills in
centerfield. They’re supposed to be about watching baseball.

I
don’t have an answer here. I just think it’s interesting. And I also
think it’s a sign of why going to baseball games is becoming a miserable
experience for real baseball fans. Because maybe it’s not about putting
a good product on the field. Or having a young, fun team that actually
wins baseball games. Maybe it is, now, all about the stupid things like
retractable roofs and trains and hills and flagpoles that are in play
and music that is so loud that it’s virtually impossible to pay
attention to the game, much less to actually enjoy the baseball game.

So
what if the Astros suck? It’s all about going to the park and sitting
inside the Five Seven Grille while watching the game on television.
Maybe, just maybe, playing in a fancy ballpark is more important than
actually fielding a winning baseball team.

But I would like to
think there’s a little justice in the world. That the Rays would
actually be rewarded for playing fantastic baseball while the Astros are
shunned. The season’s still early, but the Rays are going to keep
playing good baseball and the Astros are going to continue playing bad
baseball. So here’s hoping that the fans in the Tampa Bay area actually
start supporting a team that seems to care about the right things.

And here’s hoping that, finally, the people of Houston finally wise up
and stop supporting Drayton McLane and that awful product he puts out on
the field.

John Royal is a native Houstonian who graduated from the University of Houston and South Texas College of Law. In his day job he is a complex litigation attorney. In his night job he writes about Houston...