So Jose Cruz is no longer the first-base coach of the Houston Astros. Now can someone please tell me why everybody is so upset? Seriously, what’s the big deal?

The guy was the first-base coach. His job consisted of patting Lance Berkman on the ass and showing the pitchers where second base was located on those rare occasions when they reached first base. Even the bullpen coach serves a more useful function than Cruz, and I don’t hear anybody bitching about Mark Bailey losing his job in the bullpen.

Sure, I know, Cruz is a franchise icon. But so frigging what? Larry Dierker was a franchise icon. He was fired as manager and he was fired as a broadcaster. Nolan Ryan was a franchise icon, and he was allowed to depart the team twice.

And it’s not even like Cruz is actually out of a job. The Astros have even offered him another position. So what makes Cruz so much more special than players who were far better than him?

As much as I dislike Drayton McLane, I wonder, do the people bitching
about this think that McLane was obligated to let Cruz keep jogging out
to the first-base coaching box until he croaked over and died? If the New
York Yankees can fire Yogi Berra, which they have done, then why can’t
McLane move Cruz into another position?

I happen to be of the
belief that a new manager should get to choose his coaching staff, and
it’s always bugged me that most Astros managers have had their staffs
chosen and in place by the time they were hired. So I like that McLane
dismissed most of the staff, because now, for the most part, the new
guy can pick his own staff. But it really bugs me that the new guy is
getting stuck with Sean Berry and Dave Clark. The new guy should be
able to pick some competent people for those jobs, like for instance,
Rudy Jaramillo. (For what it’s worth, I’m not much of a fan of Ed Wade, but Drayton
screwed him around by first hiring Cecil Cooper and then forcing Wade
to take Cooper as his manager). ย 

So until someone can give me a
legit reason why Cruz being transferred to another job where he will be
overpaid to do nothing is a bad thing, don’t expect me to join in on
the fan bitching party. However, there is some good from this. And
that good is that someone in the media is finally acknowledging that
Drayton McLane had nothing to do with the Astros becoming a good
baseball team.

That person, surprisingly, is the Chronicle’s
Astros beat writer, Jose de Jesus Ortiz.ย  In the midst of writing about how Cruz has been badly disrespected, Ortiz goes off on a rant —
well-deserved — against team president Tal Smith. And as part of the
rant against Smith, Ortiz reminds the readers of a very basic fact: the players who made the Astros great under Drayton’s ownership were
brought into the organization under the ownership of one John McMullen,
the guy who had fired Tal Smith. The same Tal Smith who has become the
primary number-one advisor of Drayton McLane.

So frankly, I see
nothing wrong with what has happened to Jose Cruz. The guy still has a
job. And if it’s a job that is good enough for Jimmy Wynn and Larry
Dierker, guys who were far superior players, then the job should be
good enough for Cruz as well. And instead of the fans bitching about
the so-called disrespect showed to Cruz, perhaps they should get upset
about that travesty of a list of a managerial candidates. ย 

Really,
Phil Garner gets a chance again? Remember how much he sucked when he
was last here and had no pitching and had to depend on Carlos Lee? And
Ned Yost got fired only weeks before his team was about to advance to
the playoffs. Bob Melvin choked away a playoff spot in 2008. And
they’re the best of the candidates.

One would hope that for once
Drayton might consider hiring someone with a backbone who has had
success elsewhere. But as always, that’s just not happening. So I
guess you guys can bitch about the non-issue that is Jose Cruz all that
you want, but maybe you should be paying more attention to the
continued destruction of the team being caused by Drayton and Tal
Smith.

John Royal is a native Houstonian who graduated from the University of Houston and South Texas College of Law. In his day job he is a complex litigation attorney. In his night job he writes about Houston...