
5. “I guess she don’t like the cornbread, either.” (Aliens). Aliens is about the farthest thing from food porn, but ironically one of its most memorable lines concerns comestibles rather than extraterrestrials. This witty comment by Frost (Ricco Ross) comes right after Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) shoves a tray of food at Bishop (Lance Henrikson) during a rather stressful confrontation. Nothing like invoking carbohydrates to diffuse cinematic tension.
4. “I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!”(Sideways). Wine snobbery at its best. Miles (Paul Giamatti) flips out at Jack (Thomas Haden Church) when the former tells him to go with the flow (literally) during their double dinner date and accept any varietal that’s ordered. Supposedly Merlot sales were not affected by this line, though sales of Pinot Noir (Miles’s favorite) shot through the roof.
3. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” (The Godfather). One person loses his head in this scene, but it ain’t Clemenza. After fellow mobster Rocco shoots the traitor Paulie, Clemenza (Richard Castellano) calmly issues this instruction, as he promised his wife he would bring home dessert. Sort of endearing. Sort of.


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This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
