We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

Tuesday, Hair Balls dissected the Sports Radio 610 Hottest Media Women Tourney and some of the noted online complaints about who didn’t make the cut. In a lot of ways, it is just like the NCAA tournament, only with less dignity and a lot more smarminess.

Commenter nikki sums her feelings up thusly:

I vote we have a “Smallest Dicks in Houston Media Tourney” to go alongside this since that is how men’s worth is evaluated in society.

Okay, there, nikki, let’s not get crazy.

Jeff Balke is a writer, editor, photographer, tech expert and native Houstonian. He has written for a wide range of publications and co-authored the official 50th anniversary book for the Houston Rockets.