Dylan Godwin stars in the Alley Theatre's production of Becky Mode's one-man, one-act play Fully Committed. Credit: Photo by Lynn Lane

According to Microsoftโ€™s 2017 State of Global Customer Service Report, the most frustrating part of a customer service experience is reaching an automated telephone system. And with a play like Becky Modeโ€™s Fully Committed, now playing at the Alley Theatre, you have to wonder if thatโ€™s only because itโ€™s a lot more satisfying to yell at a person than a machine.

In Fully Committed, itโ€™s just another day at the office for Sam, an aspiring actor working as a reservationist in a trendy, upscale New York restaurant. Or it is until he walks into his basement office to find it empty. One co-worker is having car trouble and waiting on a tow (or so he says), and another just found out her father has lupus, meaning itโ€™s up to Sam to man the call center.

The calls come in fast and furious from an interesting collection of people, the type who would frequent a restaurant specializing in molecular gastronomy, with a menu that includes phrases like โ€œscent pillow,โ€ โ€œedible dirt,โ€ and โ€œinfused with pipe tobacco,โ€ and a price tag of $250 to $300. Sam fields the calls as best he can โ€“ last-minute reservation requests, complaints, even a request to sing Sinatra at a mobsterโ€™s parentsโ€™ anniversary party โ€“ while worrying about his career (his frenemy Jerry just got a callback and Sam hasnโ€™t), his finances (the one non-callback message Samโ€™s got is an ominous Time Warner warning about his service being cut), and whether or not he can go home for Christmas.

Alone, hungry, and in need of a bathroom break, it only gets worse for Sam when Heston Blumenthal, the chefโ€™s mentor, arrives with no reservation in the system, and another patron has an accident in the menโ€™s room that someone will have to clean. Three guesses who that might be.

The world Mode establishes in Fully Committed is harried and funny, with Samโ€™s frantically beating heart at the center. Really, Mode certainly captures aspects of a call center (I know, today itโ€™s usually referred to as a โ€œcontact centerโ€), particularly the kind where you still hear phantom rings when you go home. Modeโ€™s chaos is perfectly plotted and director Brandon Weinbrennerโ€™s style complements the script well, drawing every possible snort, giggle and outright guffaw from the audience while still allowing the more emotional beats room to resonate. And the mean to this end is the man of the hour in this one-act, Dylan Godwin.

Godwin super-speeds through a range of characters โ€“ each with their own distinct voice and mannerisms. Luckily, he possesses an expressively elastic face and itโ€™s clear heโ€™s more than ready to show off a full repertoire of voices with perfectly varied rhythms, phrasing, and emphasis.

Thereโ€™s, of course, Sam, whoโ€™s starting to buckle under stress. The frat boy-like celebrity chef who doesnโ€™t know who Diane Sawyer is and who crotch chops like heโ€™s in D-Generation X. Samโ€™s proud (if a little awkward) father, who Godwin gives a clear, deliberate voice with a splash of Midwest reminiscent of Jimmy Stewart (minus the stuttery pauses, of courses). Thereโ€™s Oscar, with a molasses-y Gomer Pyle voice; Jean-Claude, the French maรฎtre d’ with an extra capital F; and Hector, a medium-heavy accented Latino in the kitchen, spitting out words like papi and pendejo.

Dylan Godwin stars in the Alley Theatre’s production of Becky Mode’s one-man, one-act play Fully Committed. Credit: Photo by Lynn Lane

Though Godwin helps indicate the switch between characters with a turn on his heel, the spin of a chair, and the lowering and raising of a handset (and the occasional prop, such as a compact or pill organizer), heโ€™s actually doing the heavy lifting of bolding and italicizing each callerโ€™s personality with his voice, face and body.

Some are a little more voice (like Samโ€™s nasally brother or a caller from Samโ€™s hometown who sounds like he has a โ€œpermanent coldโ€). Some are a touch more body (such as the crouched posture he gives Heston Blumenthal). Some are a great balance of both. For one early caller, Godwin breaks out a breathy voice while hopping up on a desk and twisting and thrusting, posing and sliding. Then thereโ€™s the 86-year-old Judith Rush, who yells like sheโ€™s in a ravine, brittle with a laundry list of ailments and a walker, which is actually a chair Godwin maneuvers around the stage.

Godwinโ€™s playground is designed by Kevin Rigdon, and Rigdonโ€™s office set is the epitome of a perfectly realized afterthought โ€“ just like probably every non-corporate office that houses phone staff is. The furniture is mix-and-match at its finest; no two chairs or tables are alike. Itโ€™s cluttered with everything this type of basement office needs (hand sanitizer, heater, coffee pot and coffee-related paraphernalia) and papered with a number of signs saying โ€œno reservations from Ned Finlayโ€ or simply โ€œno Ned Finlayโ€ (and yes, they pay off). And of course, phones on every desk, and one Cold War-style red phone, a direct line to the chef.

Though the majority of the action is in the round, the set feels larger due to two extra sections diagonal from each other. At one corner of the theater is a spiral staircase entrance to the office and at the other corner, a brick office-office space, with a file cabinet and yes, one more red spray-painted warning about Ned Finlay. Though the restaurant may have one, no part of this office has a strict dress code so Erica Grieseโ€™s costume design โ€“ a straightforward plaid and corduroy combo โ€“ fits right in. Rigdon was also sure to sprinkle Christmas around the set in the form of lights, a mini-tree, a stocking, wreath and seasonal mug because, you know, the play and alternative holiday programming.

Though the light design, also by Rigdon, is pretty straightforward, the mini-Christmas disco he and sound designer Bradley Jay Gowers are responsible for is in-your-face seasonal. With flashing red and green lights, music, and ambient noise from the unseen upstairs restaurant, itโ€™s a striking almost-intermission moment in the play. Gowers certainly deserves a hand for not only this, but the well-timed effects and the punk rock carols that set the stage as audience members walk in. Those songs went an unexpectedly long way in setting both tone and pace for the whole production.

So, it turns out the Alleyโ€™s got you covered this holiday season whether you want something old or something new-ish (Fully Committed premiered in 1999). Itโ€™s certainly funny and thereโ€™s something undeniably special about seeing one performer โ€œfully commit,โ€ if you will, to dozens of characters in under an hour-and-a-half.

But one thing. No one worth their salt in a call center would give out other patronsโ€™ names and reservation times to a stranger. Head shake of disapproval.

Performances continue at 7:30 p.m. Tuesdays through Fridays and Sundays, 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays and 2:30 p.m. Sundays at the Alley Theatre, 615 Texas. Through December 29. For more information, call 713-220-5700 or visit alleytheatre.org. $47 to $62.

Natalie de la Garza is a contributing writer who adores all things pop culture and longs to know everything there is to know about the Houston arts and culture scene.