All the James Bond Theme Songs, Ranked Worst to First

Earlier this month, Sam Smith announced that he has recorded the theme song for the upcoming James Bond movie, Spectre, due in theaters October 26. Entitled “Writing’s On the Wall,” the theme has been described by the singer as a “classic love song” and will be released this Friday. This may be…

How I Learned to Drive Is a Great Ride

September in Houston is too hot to wear a hat, but if I wore one I’d fling it off my head in jubilation. Look to the Heights intersection of White Oak Drive and Harvard Street. That’s where The Landing Theatre Company and Obsidian Theater are currently co-producing Paula Vogel’s searing…

Was Henry Clay America’s Greatest Statesman?

Henry Clay: America’s Greatest Statesman By Harlow Giles Unger 336 pp. $25.99 Da Capo Press Though history has not been as effusive when it comes to the remembered legacy of Congressmen compared to Presidents, Vice Presidents, and military leaders, their impact on government can sometimes be even greater (just ask…

An Older, Wiser Michael Moore Invades Europe

“I’ve turned into this kind of crazy optimist,” Michael Moore admits in his new documentary Where to Invade Next, his first film in six years. At 61, the gadfly savant has mellowed. Instead of charging into rooms, he shuffles, the American flag wrapped around his shoulders like a grandmother’s shawl. Conservatives…

Eat This: Chocoflan

You know that agonizing decision that gnaws away at you when faced with a dessert menu containing both flan and chocolate cake? Agonize no more and get on board with chocoflan, also known as pastel imposible or “impossible cake.” When making chocoflan, chocolate cake batter is poured into a cake…

Big Dreams Yield Big Results in Amazing Videosculpture Installation

While I can’t answer Katja Loher’s question in her “Where Does Time Begin?” exhibit at Anya Tish Gallery, I do know that her videosculptures all begin with a moment of dreaming. Photographs fall short in capturing the depth and layering found in this New York-based Swiss artist’s three-dimensional works, which…

Remembering Rick Perry, the Smart Guy Edition

It was always going to be this way. Despite his infamous painkiller-fueled bid for the GOP presidential nod in 2012, we all knew that former-Gov. Rick Perry hadn’t given up his dreams of presidential glory just as surely as we knew that he would never really make it very far. Still,…

The Great Gatsby Trips Up Over Technical Problems, Acting Twitches

The set-up: Having just seen Theatre Southwest’s production of Christopher Durang’s wacky Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike, some dialogue slapped me upside the head that might best describe what’s gone wrong over at Bayou City Theatrics in its production of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s 1925 jazz-age novel. Innocent, hopeful…

So, Guns Are Now Allowed At The Houston Zoo…

The next time you take your family to the Houston Zoo, you can bring your licensed handgun along, too.  The zoo lifted its gun ban after receiving a demand letter from an independent attorney with Texas Law Shield, a Houston-based legal services company focusing on gun rights issues, the Houston Chronicle first reported…

Street Art Becomes Fine Art

A Piedmont Park art gallery has been covered with graffiti, but this time it’s fine art instead of street art or tagging. Curated by photographer Joseph TranVan, the “Connect Five” exhibit at The Mariago Collective pays “homage to Houston’s urban dictionary” through photography, pop art, illustration and graffiti. For clean,…

Buffalo Bayou Park Is Getting Ready to Open

Despite all the water that has slammed down Buffalo Bayou over the past few months, the bayou was looking good on Monday morning. The steady whine of construction paused briefly as Anne Olson, executive director of Buffalo Bayou Partnership, stood before a cluster of cameras and talked about the changes…

Austin Craft Beer Bar Defies TABC Ban on Crowlers

At least one Texas bar is ignoring the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission’s demand to stop filling crowlers. Not too long after our previous article on the ban, owner Mike McKim of Cuvée Coffee Bar at 2000 East 6th Street in Austin declared it is going to continue filling the 32-ounce…

Cajun House Rocker C.C. Adcock Knows How to Mix It Up

C.C. Adcock is calling from London and he’s pretty stoked. “I just took Nick Lowe’s ten-year old son to see Jerry Lee Lewis at the Palladium last night,” Adcock chuckles. “It was so cool. I love Jerry’s whole return-to-the-scene-of-the-crime angle.” Adcock is referring to the scandal that derailed Lewis’s meteoric…

At Untapped Houston, Music Runs a Close Second to Beer

It could be successfully argued there’s more to life than music and beer, but thousands of Houstonians at this weekend’s Untapped Festival would have gladly debated the subject. With Friday’s rains cleared, all that was pouring at Discovery Green Saturday evening was glorious craft beer, more than 275 varieties from…

J.M. Barrie’s Peter Pan Will Impress Children With Its Theater Magic

The set-up: Presented in its own special tent, and featuring an in-the-round 360° immersive experience as digital projections provide Imax backdrop, J.M. Barrie’s  Peter Pan, the immortal tale of “the boy who wouldn’t grow up” flies into Houston on its international tour. That Peter Pan doesn’t entirely soar straight to…

The 10 Surliest Texans-Chiefs Rapper Tweets

The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise. Home Box Office could have saved all that time and money…

Art for Elephants

Wendy Maruyama is an artist with a cause. Each year, tens of thousand of elephants—as well as thousands of other animals—are illegally killed for their ivory. This dismaying reality has been the motivation for activist Maruyama’s latest body of work “The wildLIFE Project.” Debuting at the Houston Center for Contemporary…

College Football, Week 2 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Week Two of the college football season brought us thunderous warning from the football gods. In the early games, Jacksonville State took sixth ranked Auburn to overtime. In the early evening games, Toledo actually beat Arkansas. And in the nightcaps, Cal Poly hung around with Arizona State until late in…

Dish of the Week: Country Ham & Red-Eye Gravy

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re turning south for country-style Red-Eye Gravy. Also dubbed “poor man’s gravy,” “bottom sop,” and “muddy gravy” (among other interesting names), red-eye…

Rockets’ Legendary Big Man Moses Malone Passes Away

Moses Malone once said that he could take four guys off the streets of his hometown of Petersburg, Virginia and defeat the Boston Celtics. This was when the 40-42 Houston Rockets were playing the Celtics for the NBA championship in 1981. Maybe the Rockets would’ve won that title if Malone…

Small Mouth Sounds Gives Us the Silent Treatment

Tonic for our troubles – we search for it in many different ways. Some turn to drink, some bury themselves in self-help books and others seek relief through professional counselling. No matter which road we choose, we’re all after the same thing. To make the pain stop. Doesn’t sound like…

Midtown Nightclub Accused of Discriminatory Practices

Three Houston attorneys who attempted to enter The Gaslamp at 2400 Brazos on Friday night say the club is charging minority males a $20 entry fee while letting in whites at no charge. Brandon Ball says he and two friends, Dan Scarbrough and Ken Piggee, tried to enter The Gaslamp…

Dogs or Cats? Which Are Better Pets?

Pet owners tend to be passionate about the animals they share their homes and lives with, and that’s natural. Our pets become part of our families over time. When it comes to dogs and cats, many pet owners develop strong opinions about which make better companions, and also about why…

NFL Week 1: Chiefs-Texans — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

For the first time since 2009, the Texans opened the NFL regular season with a loss, dropping the 2015 opener 27-20 to the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday at NRG Stadium in one of those unfortunate games in which early silly mistakes completely take the crowd out of the game…

Apple Is Missing a Golden Opportunity For MTV 2.0

And the VMA Goes to…APPLE. Last week, Apple unveiled its latest and greatest technology to the public, new products such as iPhone 6s, the iPadPro and Apple TV. All of these will surely line the Christmas stockings of thousands of entitled middle-class teenagers within the quickly approaching shopping season. Make…

Jim Weider Knows The Weight The Band’s Legacy Carries

The 2014 film Dawn of the Planet of the Apes features a moment that slows down the sci-fi blockbuster long enough to illuminate the lasting impact of The Band’s music. About an hour into the action, a small group of humans who have survived a virus that has killed off…

Michael Shannon Is a Stern Monopoly Player

LA Weekly film critic Amy Nicholson found out first-hand that Michael Shannon is a pretty stern Monopoly player during a recent game with the actor, who portrays a tortured Orlando real-estate baron in the upcoming 99 Homes. Nicholson and Village Voice film editor Alan Scherstuhl open this week’s Voice Film…

On How The 1979 Astros Are A Lot Like the 2015 Astros

Joaquin Andujar died earlier this week. Andujar was one of my favorite players on one of my favorite ever Astros teams, the 1979 squad that nearly shocked the baseball world. That Astros team was supposed to be bad, but behind great pitching, excellent defense, and the excellent use of Astroturf,…

What Should Have Happened at Taylor Swift’s Houston Show

Wednesday night, Taylor Swift brought her outsized 1989 World Tour to Minute Maid Park. The tour, which kicked off on Cinco de Mayo in Tokyo, Japan, and has grossed more than $130 million, has managed to keep itself in the press all summer because of the many varied and impressive…

Sheriff Hickman Offers Vague Plans to Expand LGBT Policy

Lou Weaver grew up respecting the badge. His father was a cop. His father’s friends were cops. And so Weaver never feared the police. That changed when Weaver, who is transgender, was pulled over several years ago on a traffic stop. The officer’s reaction to Weaver explaining that he was…

Remember When Ringtone Rap Ruled the World?

A couple of weeks ago, my friend overheard a trilling sound from my phone. It was a familiar one, because their eyes lit up and mind started twisting out a formula to say the right thing. “Is that the Power Rangers wrist communicator?”, they asked. “Yeah,” I responded. They laughed,…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars & Clubs Near the Galleria

The Houston Galleria opened for business in November of 1970 and is the biggest mall in the state of Texas; in case you’re new in town or have been living under a rock, it’s known for its high-end boutiques and department stores that sell expensive items. The Galleria is such…

Talking Houston Music With the Dead Dialect Podcast Guys

Logic 101 would tell us that more Houstonians making killer music results in more Houston music fans discussing that music. Still, in a city of millions, relatively few have chosen to broadcast their thoughts on how vital the arts are to this place. But Brandon Clements and Julian Lara have…

HISD Superintendent Terry Grier Resigns

Terry Grier, superintendent of the Houston Independent School District for the last six years, abruptly tendered his resignation this afternoon at a hastily-called 4 p.m. conference, saying “It’s time.”  Grier acknowledged someone could not be superintendent of a district like Houston forever. He also alluded to his recent knee surgery…

Day For Night Aims to Change the Winter-Festival Game

Free Press Houston is getting back into the winter-carnival game with a two-day event that producer Omar Afra promises won’t be “just another festival.” Dubbed Day For Night, the un-festival is scheduled for December 19 and 20 around a six-block area around Silver Street Studio. According to Afra, the plan…

O Columbia: A 70-Minute Chamber Opera Worth Exploring

When composer Gregory Spears (The Bricklayer) asked his cousins who live in the Houston area what stories they thought should be told, they kept returning to the space program, he says. He and librettist Royce Vavrek, both based in New York City, had wanted to work together and knew the…

Taylor Swift Is the Modern Queen of Pop, For Better or Worse

Taylor Swift Minute Maid Park September 9, 2015 The only thing missing from Taylor Swift’s 1989 World Tour is a giant banner that reads, “Mission Accomplished.” No joke — this show had pretty much everything you could want from a stadium-level pop spectacular: giant video screens; a stage that moved;…

Statesboro Revue Want Fans to Experience Their New Video

When the Texas group Statesboro Revue was looking for a name, they wanted to pay homage to the Allman Brothers Band. To do that, they picked one of their favorite ABB selections,”Statesboro Blues.”   The only problem is, a newspaper also shares the same name. “Sometimes we get Twitter requests…

My Old Friend Wants to Share a Motel Room. Help!

ROOM FOR TWO? Dear Willie D: I’m meeting an old friend while attending a conference in Chicago next month. Both of us are flying in from different states, and we’re both in relationships. To save money, he suggested that we get one room. I’m hesitant because I know if we…

Ted Cruz Finds, and Loses, His Martyr

In late August, Ted Cruz sought to re-frame his candidacy for president. As a result, Cruz emerged a re-invigorated religious-right firebrand eager to wage the culture wars—less repeal-Obamacare-and-abolish-the-IRS, more end-marriage-equality-and-destroy-Planned-Parenthood. First Cruz seized on a wave of undercover “sting” videos an anti-abortion group clandestinely shot with Planned Parenthood staffers frankly…

DuPont and the Chemical Safety Board Should Release Their Reports

It’s been months since the DuPont chemical spill, but now we’re closer to answers about what actually went wrong through a pair of confidential reports — one written by DuPont and one by the U.S. Chemical Safety Board — about what happened inside the pesticide unit at the company’s La Porte plant on…

Here’s Next Weekend’s Yes, Indeed! Schedule

Can’t say enough good things about what Yes, Indeed! is turning into — nearly 30 acts, most of them local, and just enough exotic talent (read: out-of-towners) to justify calling it a “festival” on three stages spread out over an area roughly the size of a football field; it’s almost…

Bobcat Goldthwait on His Way to Houston Improv

Once best known for playing Zed, the manic cadet in the Police Academy movies, comedian, filmmaker and master of absurdity, Bobcat Goldthwait will be headlining a weekend at the Houston Improv from September 24-27. The 53-year-old has reinvented himself as one of the most successful independent directors working today. His…

Guests to Look For Onstage With Taylor Swift Tonight

BUN B You know anticipation for tonight’s show is starting to build when even Bun B is apparently lobbying to join her onstage. Tuesday morning, the beloved Houston rapper tweeted that he had seen a few dozen(!) trucks outside Minute Maid Park; his later tweet bearing only the hashtag #HeyTaylorBringBunBOnStage…

Look at What Is Happening to Minute Maid Park Right Now

Good afternoon. We interrupt your regularly scheduled Internet programming/time suckage to bring you this photo of the gargantuan spectacle that is Taylor Swift’s “1989” world tour, slowly taking over what used to be Minute Maid Park. That looks like at least a dozen semis, so we hope the production crew…

Netflix’s Narcos Tries to Be The Wire for Colombia’s Drug War

Narcos, Netflix’s new drug-war docudrama, is nearly as ambitious as its central character, Pablo Escobar. Over the course of ten dense, sprawling episodes, the series tells the 20-year history of the narcotrafficker’s rise and fall in relation to Colombia’s blood-soaked history and the U.S.’s escalating drug war, from Richard Nixon…


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