Feb 25 – Mar 2, 2016

Feb 25 - Mar 2, 2016 / Vol. 28 / No. 8

Woodstock: The Town Without Pity?

Small Town Talk: Bob Dylan, The Band, Van Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix & Friends in the Wild Years of Woodstock By Barney Hoskyns 424 pp. Da Capo Press $26.99 Woodstock. The mere name conjures up the mystical apex of the Age of Aquarius. Hundreds of thousands of hippies spin…

Become a Better Musician in One Easy Step: Practice More

Behind every garage band lies a dream, one that speaks to the kid who first beheld the notes of a song that forever changed his or her mind about music and performance. And while that dream is noble and admirable — because hey, chasing your dreams is the right of…

10 Douchey Things to Avoid Doing at Shows

Something about live music brings out both the best and the worst in humanity. Standing in a crowd of hundreds or thousands, it’s easy enough to see examples of people acting like heroes and horrible monsters. If you’ve been to enough shows, you’ve likely seen enough people behaving badly to…

New Orleans Saints Emerge As Favorite for HBO’s Hard Knocks

Last season, shortly after it was revealed that the Houston Texans would be the subject of HBO’s award-winning five episode annual Hard Knocks series, the New Orleans Saints quickly canceled a scheduled week of inter-squad workouts with the Texans to precede a game during Week 3 of the preseason. The conventional…

The Free Press Summer Fest 2016 Lineup Is Here

This morning Free Press Summer Fest announced the lineup for the eighth edition of its annual bash on the bayou, which returns to Eleanor Tinsley Park June 4 and 5 after a one-year detour to NRG Park. Let’s get to the top names: deadmau5 Modest Mouse The National Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic…

Dropkick Murphys Do Their Best to Rally a Lethargic Crowd

Dropkick Murphys House of Blues February 29, 2016 The Dropkick Murphys are exhausting. Boston’s own Celtic punk rockers have been known to flail around onstage for hours, screaming their lungs out and scraping blisters off their fingertips as they madly strum their guitars. But if past performances are any indication,…

Supreme Court Hears Sweeping Texas Anti-Abortion Law This Week

On Wednesday, the U.S. Supreme Court will hear arguments in a case bound to set a precedent for abortion laws: Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt, which will determine whether a Texas 2013 anti-abortion law that shuttered half the state’s abortion clinics is unconstitutional. The case will center largely on whether…

This Week in Houston Food Blogs: Oyster Offerings

This week, we’ve got a few standout shellfish dishes to share with you, plus a St. Patty’s Day recipe and a must-read guide for sausage lovers. Sally Tyler of Culinary Houston ducked into Gilhooley’s, 222 9th in Dickinson, for a quick bite of its famous oysters before heading to Galveston,…

Houston Ballet Does Ben Stevenson Proud With The Sleeping Beauty

Before Stanton Welch, there was Ben Stevenson, who directed Houston Ballet from 1976 to 2003 and built the company into a force to be reckoned with among ballet companies. Part of his success was in his remounting and choreographing of story ballet classics, including 1990’s The Sleeping Beauty. Widely considered…

PETA Says UH-Clear Lake Is Psychologically Abusing Rats

Animal welfare group PETA says psychology students at UH-Clear Lake are mistreating rats, and the groups want them to knock it off.    In an email to UH-Clear Lake President William Staples sent last week, a PETA investigator claims that rats used in a course called Learning Principles “are deprived…

The 2016 Houston Saint Patrick’s Day Guide

Believe it or not, St. Patrick’s Day celebrations in Houston aren’t all about booze and bagpipes (though don’t worry, there’s plenty that are). The merriment surrounding Ireland’s foremost patron saint runs the gamut from family-friendly parades and Irish stew cookoffs to musical showcases and sexy kilt contests. It all starts…

Houston Texans WR Jaelen Strong Arrested for Marijuana Possession

Last Thursday, during his media session at the NFL Scouting Combine, Houston Texans head coach Bill O’Brien was asked about a handful of topics. Most of the questions were related to the team’s vacancy at the quarterback position (and more specifically, how Penn State’s Christian Hackenburg fits in that vacancy),…

Building a Wall Out of Blocks Online

Last year I started making sure people who have never directly interacted with me online never would. I started blocking complete and total strangers on social media. I tackle a lot of controversial targets here at Houston Press, and my best work is usually word-crusades against the cruel and ignorant…

Why Do So Few HPD Cars Have Dashcams?

In Houston, you’ve got a much higher chance of being shot by police than you do in most other large cities. You’ve also got a much smaller chance of having the shooting recorded by a dashboard camera or a body camera. That’s because, in 2016, the Houston Police Department is…

Behind the Scenes on the RodeoHouston Grounds

Dan Cheney doesn’t seem like the new guy. Technically, this is his second March as Vice President & Chief Operating Officer of the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo, the No. 2 job in one of the Bayou City’s largest and highest-profile nonprofit organizations. He took over in October 2014 when his predecessor, the…

All 59 Diner Locations Appear to Be Closed

Has Houston lost the last two locations of its most iconic 24-hour diner? That sadly appears to be the case.  A tipster called the Houston Press to inform us that all employees at the at 3801 Farnham location at Shepherd were asked to leave and return on Thursday to pick…

Tex-Mex Stalwart in Allen Center Is Closing on Friday

It wasn’t a destination restaurant for most Houstonians, but for many people who work in and near Allen Center, this is going to be really sad news. After 24 years, reliable Tex-Mex restaurant Don Patron Bar & Grill is closing on Friday, March 4. (According to the reader who kindly…

Pat Green’s Rodeo Cookoff Set Feels Just Like It Should

Pat Green World’s Championship Bar-B-Q Contest NRG Park February 27, 2016 If you have been lucky enough to be in Texas for the Houston rodeo, then you already know that the concerts during the World’s Championship Bar-B-Q are outside, with a big stage and no seating. If you are familiar…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Central Market’s Bacon Fest

Monday, February 29 Leap Day Some Houston-area restaurants are celebrating the leap year with specials, such as discounted bottles of Stag’s Leap cabernet at Ouisie’s Table, 3939 San Felipe, and a plate of four miniature versions of customer favorites for $29 at Kenny & Ziggy’s, 2327 Post Oak. If you…

The Houston College Classic Dumps Rice, UH for 2017

The Houston College Classic has been played 16 times. Now it’s got a new name, the Shriners Hospitals College Classic. And next year it won’t feature Rice or the University of Houston. This will be the first time in the tournament’s history that the Cougars have never played in it,…

Dish of the Week: Muffuletta

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a NOLA classic, the Muffuletta. When you think of New Orleans sandwiches, we’re sure the iconic po’ boy is the…

Black Pussy Is Causing More Trouble, if Not for Houston

Black Pussy is causing trouble again. Last week the Portland-based retro-rockers were booted from the 35 Denton music festival, which said the decision was prompted by a combination of their own second thoughts and complaints from their fan base. The organizers of the three-day event, which is slated to bring…

Ashley Richards Sentenced (Sort of) in Federal Crush Case

The Houston woman who’s one of  the first people in the country charged under a federal animal torture video statute was sentenced February 25 to 33 months in prison, but given credit for the 42 months she’s already spent in jail.   Ashley Richards, 25, pleaded guilty to the charges…

AC/DC Still Puts on One Hell of a Show

AC/DC Toyota Center February 26, 2016 AC/DC will never, ever quit. That was the message implicit in Friday night’s Toyota Center performance, the latest date in an endless world tour that’s been up and running since last April already. The planet’s hardest-rocking band didn’t throw in the towel when singer…

Shows of the Week: The Boys From Boston Are Back

DROPKICK MURPHYS House of Blues, February 29 Boston’s finest are back at it, barnstorming the good people of America in need of a raucous Celtic-punk fix in time for St. Paddy’s Day. The bagpipe-toting boys from Beantown have now put in more than 20 years of Scorsese flicks, Warped tours,…

Houston’s 11 Best Music Festivals

Especially if they don’t live in Houston, people can perhaps be forgiven for not thinking of this city as a “festival town,” at least in the same sense that Austin, Chicago or New Orleans is. It just gives those of us who live here a chance to sound one of…

Woman Stuck in Chimney Calls Cops on Herself, Goes to Jail

While most burglars likely would not call the cops on themselves in pretty much any scenario, that apparently changes when you get stuck in a chimney. Early this morning around 5:30 a.m., Spring firefighters rescued 20-year-old Lauren Fox from the chimney of a vacant home after she had been stuck…

The Best Carnival Food at the 2016 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo

It’s that time of year again, where dozens of specialty food vendors roll onto the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo carnival grounds to tempt visitors with their decadent delights. There are more batter-enrobed temptations than ever these days, with everything from deep-fried Reese’s Big Cups to strawberry Pop-Tarts. We scouted…

Houston Service Workers Demand Livable Wages

Each day, Rasheedah McClenon drives over to her client’s home to keep her company. Her client just had a heart attack, and McClenon, who works for a home health care agency, is there to remind her to take her medicine, to run errands for her, to clean her home and…

H-town Anticipates Exposure of T.I.T.S. III

Maybe you’ve got some hazy memories from a fateful night in Montrose long ago, or you think a “modeling studio” is a euphemism for something a bit more unscrupulous. This is the kind of stuff that ends up in T.I.T.S., a short film showcase for Texas-based filmmakers, videographers, independent curators…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Relax With Sunday Supper

Every Thursday through May 26, The Museum of Fine Arts Houston, 1001 Bissonnet, is putting on a special happy hour in honor of the Sculpted in Steel exhibition. From 6 p.m. to 8 p.m., guests can enjoy exhibition-inspired specialty cocktails, beats from a local DJ, a food truck, and vintage…

Whatever Leo Wants: Your 2016 Academy Awards Preview

No, not that Leo. The 88th Academy Awards ceremony air this Sunday. The awards (called “Oscars” for reasons that are far too dull even for this piece) are awarded for “excellence in cinematic achievement,” which most recently has translated to “given to white people who undergo severe body trauma.” In…

SPC Original Point Blank Goes to Hollywood

There’s a gritty new movie out today. It’s called Triple 9, and it was directed by John Hillcoat, who you might remember from Lawless and The Road. That should be enough to tell you that this sucker’s gonna be tough and bloody. It’s the story of dirty cops, psychopathic dirty…

Get to Know Houston’s NPR Tiny Desk Contestants

As we mentioned at the top of the month, NPR Music’s Tiny Desk Contest will announce its winner sometime next week. While the contest’s judges comb through video entries in the thousands — remember, each one had to incorporate the use of a desk in some fashion — we decided…

The Best Houston Music We Heard in February

ACID JEEP Artist Although I am often happily compelled to linger on the more scabrous side of the street and take notes, most of the time, deep down, I just want to keep it funky. A well­tickled drum machine gives me more kicks than a thousand guitars, T.­Rex excepted. I’m…

University of Houston Hosts GOP Shouting Match

The top Republicans in the race for the White House disagree over how best to round up and deport all 11 million undocumented immigrants in the country – also whether to allow any of “the good ones” back in. They think terrorism, Obamacare, and gay marriage are bad; religious freedom,…

Halliburton Is Cutting Another 5,000 Jobs

More layoffs are coming to Halliburton. This time the oil field services giant is cutting about 5,000 jobs. Last month the company admitted that more than 4,000 workers had been cut in the final three months of 2015, and that more layoffs were likely on the horizon since oil prices…

YouTube Star William Singe Is Better Than Advertised

William Singe House of Blues February 24, 2016 It may have been right around the time he added some massive trap drums to TLC’s 1999 hit “No Scrubs” that I fully understood William Singe’s power. The Aussie who managed to translate his YouTube covers into moderate stardom and an insane…

Atmosphere’s Quiet Case for Hip-Hop Legend Status

It can be said that hip-hop is one of the “youngest” genres of music in existence. The landscape changes constantly. Every hit is a sign of what’s to come, and a death knell for a previous movement. This preoccupation with “what’s next” has killed many a career. Hip-hop might have…

ROCO Brass Quintet Gets Its Own Series at the MATCH

The River Oaks Chamber Orchestra is known for its roaming around Houston, bringing classical music into neighborhoods, parks and other community gathering spaces. Now, its energetic brass quintet continues its own three-concert series at the MATCH, in a program called “Love and Loss.” “It is so great to be doing…

Did Ace Frehley and Paul Stanley KISS and Make Up?

Original KISS members Ace Frehley and Paul Stanley have not been on the best of terms in recent years. The two have trashed each other through the press, with Stanley, who is Jewish (as is Gene Simmons) going so far as to claim that Frehley is anti-Semitic in his autobiography,…

A Dilettante’s Guide to Bad Ass Weekend IV

Bad Ass Weekend is a crash-course in time-machining; a hot fling with bands that weren’t made by and for the Internet — dealers of rough, jaw-grinding music, more fitted to action-packed rooms than lonely laptop speakers. There’s a lot of Killed By Death punk, a lot of crust, sludge, thrash,…

Shattered Sun: From Alice, Texas, to the World

In plenty of small towns dotting South Texas, the only real chance for success lies underground. Life tends to revolve around the oil patch: money has to be pumped out of the dirt, and if you’re not out working in the oilfield, you’re out looking for work in the oilfield…

I Think My Girl Is Using Me. Help!

IS SHE USING ME? Dear Willie D: I’m in a relationship with a woman who has four kids by two other men. I brought two kids of my own from a previous relationship. I pay all of the bills, even though she gets a monthly check for $500 from her…

Cruz Supporters: We’d Reluctantly Pick Trump Over a Democrat

Standing in front of a giant welding machine at a Mach Industrial Group warehouse in north Houston, Ted Cruz appealed to roughly 250 Texans’ Lone Star pride Wednesday afternoon, delivering a drawn-out the Alamo reference and promising that he will not back down. Cruz was had just received an endorsement…

High Court Kills the Criminal Case Against Rick Perry

Rick Perry can finally exhale: The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals tossed out the last felony charge remaining in the former Guv’s 2013 abuse-of-power case, in which he was accused of withholding funds for the Travis County District Attorney’s public integrity unit as a way to force DA Rosemary Lehmberg’s…

The Secret Life of Coline Creuzot

Everyone in entertainment has a defining look when announcing themselves. For comedians, it’s leather. Richard Pryor wore casual suits, most prominently the red getup that was a focal point of his 1982 special Live On the Sunset Strip.  After Pryor, leather became the thing to signify your arrival. Eddie Murphy stepped…

Buying Beer, Part 6: How to Set Up a Beer Cellar

Buying Beer: The Series So Far Part 1: Beers For Everyday Drinking Part 2: Readily-Available Beers That Can Be Aged Part 3: Seasonal & Limited Beers Part 4: Beers Worth Standing In Line For Part 5: Breweries To Visit While Traveling Here’s a dirty little secret: many beer collectors, even…

How 10 Cities in Greater Houston Got Their Names

Like most large cities, Houston is more than just one single incorporated area. We are made up of lots of small communities, some of which date back to before Houston existed. Many names are fairly obvious. Jacinto City, for example, is named for the nearby San Jacinto Monument and battleground…

Looks Like a Long, Crappy Summer for U.S. Metal Fans

By this point in the year, metal’s summer tours and festivals are being announced almost daily. It’s an annual spring tradition for many metalheads (author included) to start arranging dates on the calendar, plan a road trip or two and throw down some serious money on tickets. Festivals have long…


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