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10 Hottest Furry Characters (With NSFW Pictures to Prove It!)

We're not going to lie, most aspects of the furry culture give us an uncomfortable fullness of the bladder and a complete apathy about keeping our pants dry. Still, there are characters within the culture even we can admit are nine kinds of hot. Since you all seemed to enjoy our Hottest Women of Children's Television, we decided to up the ante and give you the ten sexiest furries along with links to pictures that should leave little to the imagination.

A final warning, NSFW. Not even a little.

10. Cheetara

We're sure some of you thought that Thundercat Cheetara would be higher up the list if not No. 1. Frankly, this does nothing for us and she makes it on here simply because she's probably the first woman who ever made you wonder what exactly constituted an unhealthy relationship with a different species. Sorry, fans. Make your own list if you disagree.

Bonus NSFW pic here!

9. Gadget Hackwrench

Gadget from Rescue Rangers was more cute than hot, but the rivethead goggles just do something to us. She's an inventor, so that might come in handy when things get dull, and we couldn't resist the opportunity to ruin some Disney.

Bonus NSFW pic here!

8. Sheila Ming

You might remember Ming as the Cheetah woman that Simon Le Bon was chasing in Duran Duran's video for "Hungry Like the Wolf." We've always wondered why the hell they used a cheetah woman when the song calls for a wolf, but that's no reason not to enjoy the choice they did make.

Sorry, we couldn't find anything more revealing than this shot.

7. Freya Crescent

One of our favorite characters from Final Fantasy IX was Freya the Dragon Knight. Her people are all anthropomorphized rats. Her pale colors, tragic stoicism and the shock of emo hair that obscures most pictures of her makes her one of the most romantic characters on the list.

Bonus NSFW pic here!

6. Karen Landau

In a just world Adam Ant would still be a beloved figure in music, innovating and putting out hits on a regular basis. Instead, a history of mental illness has more or less relegated him to the nostalgia bin. "Puss n' Boots" is tied with "Stand and Deliver" for our favorite Ant tune, and it features a former Ant girlfriend, Karen Landau, in the titular role. She's got just enough cat in her features to pull off the song's double entendre, and the black leather miniskirt with the CFM boots rounds out her appeal nicely.

Sorry, we couldn't find anything more revealing than this shot.

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Jef Rouner (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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