We're not going to lie, most aspects of the furry culture give us an uncomfortable fullness of the bladder and a complete apathy about keeping our pants dry. Still, there are characters within the culture even we can admit are nine kinds of hot. Since you all seemed to enjoy our Hottest Women of Children's Television, we decided to up the ante and give you the ten sexiest furries along with links to pictures that should leave little to the imagination.
A final warning, NSFW. Not even a little.
We're sure some of you thought that Thundercat Cheetara would be higher up the list if not No. 1. Frankly, this does nothing for us and she makes it on here simply because she's probably the first woman who ever made you wonder what exactly constituted an unhealthy relationship with a different species. Sorry, fans. Make your own list if you disagree.
Bonus NSFW pic here!
Gadget from Rescue Rangers was more cute than hot, but the rivethead goggles just do something to us. She's an inventor, so that might come in handy when things get dull, and we couldn't resist the opportunity to ruin some Disney.
Bonus NSFW pic here!
You might remember Ming as the Cheetah woman that Simon Le Bon was chasing in Duran Duran's video for "Hungry Like the Wolf." We've always wondered why the hell they used a cheetah woman when the song calls for a wolf, but that's no reason not to enjoy the choice they did make.
Sorry, we couldn't find anything more revealing than this shot.
One of our favorite characters from Final Fantasy IX was Freya the Dragon Knight. Her people are all anthropomorphized rats. Her pale colors, tragic stoicism and the shock of emo hair that obscures most pictures of her makes her one of the most romantic characters on the list.
Bonus NSFW pic here!
In a just world Adam Ant would still be a beloved figure in music, innovating and putting out hits on a regular basis. Instead, a history of mental illness has more or less relegated him to the nostalgia bin. "Puss n' Boots" is tied with "Stand and Deliver" for our favorite Ant tune, and it features a former Ant girlfriend, Karen Landau, in the titular role. She's got just enough cat in her features to pull off the song's double entendre, and the black leather miniskirt with the CFM boots rounds out her appeal nicely.
Sorry, we couldn't find anything more revealing than this shot.
Back in the run of Batman: The Animated Series, Catwoman ran afoul of a Dr. Moreau-esque villain who was obsessed with making human-animal hybrids. Catwoman became a victim of his experiments before being restored at the end of the episode. She was supposed to be breeding stock for other mutants. We can see the appeal.
She's as naked as she's going to get, but if you want a closer look at human Selina Kyle, here's an NSFW bonus pic!
Judging by Felicia, nuns should really raise more children. Felicia first appeared in Capcom's Darkstalkers fighting game and has gone on to be featured in many others besides. Her cheerful personality and constant almost complete nudity certainly haven't hurt her popularity any. Her dream is to be a pop star... not any weirder than Gaga, we guess.
Bonus NSFW pic here!
Here at Houston Press, we never miss an opportunity to plug the underrated animated classic film Rock and Rule. Angel is the best thing in a postapocalyptic future with her rock star style, killer voice and slamming body. Seriously, go get this film. You won't be disappointed.
Bonus NSFW pic here!
No hot furry list would be complete without an appearance by Omaha the Cat Dancer. The strip was an erotic soap opera about a model who turns to exotic dancing to make ends meet. The comic is actually a fantastic example of pulp storytelling mixed with some very elegant pornography. You might get some odd looks trying to track down some of the collections, but it's not your fault people don't understand art.
Bonus NSFW gallery here!
Topping the list is our current crush, Fran from Final Fantasy XII. Fran is a Viera, a rabbit-like species full of tall, exotic beauties. Fran's sexy accent, perfect figure and otherworldly appeal just cannot be beat. She's the closest anyone has ever come to a real Playboy bunny.
Bonus NSFW pic here!