5. Sh*t Steve Buscemi Says I can't relate to 99 percent of humanity. Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear. Uh-uh, I don't tip. So, how long you been with the escort service? Find that work interesting, do ya?
4. Sh*t Theater Nerds Say That's Beckett for you! Stage right, not your right. It's a total Mamet rip-off. Their set saved the entire show. It definitely had undertones of Shepard, but more in your face drama, you know what I mean? That's Ibsen for you!
3. Sh*t Husbands Say I need shampoo. I did hang my towel up, it must have fell on the bed somehow. I'll do it right after this inning. I did put my socks in the hamper, they must have just fell on the floor somehow. You never want to watch football with me. I do like your sisters.