In the Martin universe there is Detroit, an odd setting considering that a) Lawrence is from Washington, D.C. and b) the only real aspects of Detroit involve mentions of actual Detroit properties such as the Pistons, Tommy “Hitman” Hearns; the Garden Court Apartments, where Martin and girlfriend Gina lived (2900 East Jefferson Avenue); and the Wayne County Building (600 Randolph Street), infamously known for the scene in which Tommy Strawn, Martin’s best friend, told the world what “GTD” truly stood for.
Otherwise, Martin invited figures from the real world to partake in a fictional one: Snoop Doggy Dogg in a fully blown-out afro crashing a party with Randall Cunningham, or The Notorious B.I.G. crashing on Martin’s couch while Gina and her best friend, Pam, attempted to prove they could sing. Or, most important, the time Christopher “Kid” Reid guest-starred as love interest to Sheneneh (Lawrence in hilarious drag). In no short order, the Martin universe revolved around Lawrence’s multitude of characters, both in drag and as flat-sided creations and the citizens who would stop by and show their face: the "Core Five" of Martin, Gina, Pam, Tommy, and Cole, but also Roscoe, Mama Payne, Miss Trinidad, Sheneneh, Keylolo, Otis, Varnell Hill, Angry Man, Hustle Man, Bruh-Man, Stan, Dragonfly Jones, Ms. Gerri, Buckwhite, Nipsey, and Big Shirley. All of them hold a prime space in Martin's Detroit. All of them are important in their own little way.
The show was built around Lawrence's Martin Payne, more or less a black Archie Bunker, and added a good dose of slapstick. For four seasons, it was the perfect mix of coming-of-age comedy, romance and ridiculousness. No one with a pulse considers the fifth season to be anything, because behind-the-scenes issues fractured the chemistry of the show. But instead of just picking the best episodes in the history of Martin, we have to discuss which side character is the most important in the show’s history. Side character, of course, means guest stars and the many recurring characters played by Lawrence, but excludes the Core Five. We’ll even go with a simple 10.
10. Dragonfly Jones
When I think of Dragonfly Jones, I think of a self-defense class where only one person successfully defended himself — the guy whom Dragonfly Jones constantly owed money, Kenji. The name, however, lives in infamy solely because of how ridiculous Martin looked as a buck-toothed karate master; the term “master” is used as loosely as possible. No one except his student managed to get more out of DFJ and when he was around, he was always extra with-it. Still a Top 10 Halloween costume, though.
David Alan Grier as a shady pastor only appeared in four episodes, but my goodness did he manage to kill in them. No one has ever made a church entrance quite like him. Also, nobody may ever make a church entrance like him because it is essentially the alpha and omega of big-personality church entrances.
8. Varnell Hill
Two episodes. It took only two episodes for Varnell Hill (Tommy Davidson) to become one of the all-time guest stars in Martin history as Martin's rival DJ and nemesis. The exchange at the radio station between him and Martin in regard to how Varnell was living is an all-timer filled with backyard lakes of catfish, a basketball court where Larry Bird filmed a commercial, and more. It just continued into a follow-up episode in L.A. where Martin became the fifth member of Jodeci. Again, Varnell Hill’s mere existence made this happen. “Did ya miss me?!”
The snot-nosed juvenile who was running dice games in elementary school. Maybe it was intentional, maybe it wasn’t. But the wide majority of Martin’s side characters he happened to play existed solely to antagonize Gina and Pam. In a way, Roscoe is the lite version of Sheneneh. Was he ever in school? No. Was he ever in the line of right and wrong? No. But in the rankings of “kids” on Martin, he’s always No. 1. No. 2 is the boy who swore that Martin was his father and left us with the classic “Sorry, Martin, I didn’t want to go to Arizona.” At least Roscoe would have been straight-up from the jump.
Where do you rank Otis? Near the top of the first half but not necessarily above the Top 3. Otis had one job, security. Was he the most non-Barney Fife security guard in Detroit? He damn sure was. He even knew a few moves Dragonfly Jones didn’t in regard to taking care of Pam and Gina when they were in trouble. Most of all, Otis maintained that he looked good despite the coke-bottle glasses, the equatorial belly, the high-water pants and the most…unpleasant teeth-to-gum ratio ever displayed on prime-time television.
5. Hustle Man
In all great neighborhoods, rich and poor, there is one neighbor who for whatever reason will hook you up. And even though Cole Brown’s suggestion of “Rent ‘Em Spoons” is the second most ridiculous venture brought on by one of the Core Five, Hustle Man invoked the spirit of capitalism. You may have asked Hustle Man too many questions, but he always had merchandise on him, even if that merchandise was a little…suspect. How many jobs did Hustle Man have listed on his résumé? Wedding planner, dog trainer, kazoo saxophone player, pizza man and more. He sold you Thanksgiving dinner in the form of a free-range chicken. It was free to him. To you? It’s in the range of $10 to $15. Pick up the pieces when Hustle Man’s around.
4. Mama Payne
One of television’s greatest tropes is introducing a maternal character who cares nothing for her child’s significant other. Mama Payne was part Southern Baptist, part firebrand with a tight gray wig. Only two things concerned Martin about his mother — the care of her pet bird, Ruby, and her biscuits. Being the overbearing, overly dramatic woman in Martin’s life was routine. It’s no wonder he turned out to be just as dramatic, overbearing and ridiculous in his own way too.
The best moments of Mama Payne’s visits occurred when Gina had to test herself. Taking care of Ruby, the parrot who called her everything but a child of God, was work. But dealing with Mama Payne at Thanksgiving? The actions of a saint in training. It’s one thing to meet your future mother-in-law and have her be rude. It’s another for her to walk in the door and have her call you a chickenhead. Let us never forget how Mama Payne lost her mind the moment she found out Martin and Gina eloped rather than have a traditional wedding among family and friends. Beware Mama Payne always. She’s liable to use some old-woman strength to tear something up whenever she’s upset.
Once upon a time, our lexicon was filled with the colorful language of 1970s pimps. They spoke often in rhyme; a twisted Shakespeare that probably gave birth to E-40’s linguistics. Then came Jerome. And on that fateful day he came along proudly sporting gold teeth and faded fashion, he still had enough game to try to win over all of Detroit. Even if that included trying to win over Pam time and time again, Jerome kept up appearances the way you would every first and the 15th.
Jerome’s existence in Martin serves the idea that Detroit was full of players and pimps. And there was no bigger player than Jerome, who probably is responsible for more “Himalaya” references in rap between 1993 and 1996 than anybody else. Unlike everyone else on this list, he actually got a proper send-off as a character with “Uptown Friday Night.” Jerome was always in the house, always.
Without the assistance of our No. 1, we wouldn’t know what floor Martin lived on. However, you knew where Bruh-Man stayed, even if he held up four fingers for reasons only he understood. You knew why he decided to come around and be a presence. You also knew that he essentially embodied the great parts of Hustle Man and, in the future, The Most Interesting Man In The World. No one knew what Bruh-Man did for work. Nobody truly cared. Because he was around. A fight party? Check. The all-time classic “Suspicious Minds” episode? Check.
Reginald Ballard, the man who played Bruh-Man, is from Galveston, so he immediately vaults up this list just for that. But again, absurdity. Why would such a large man with a slow, deliberate drawl and walk want to wear Martin’s clothes? Why would he always venture out into the world via a fire escape? Why was he such a kleptomaniac that the only place he loved to venture out into was Martin’s apartment? Better question — why, after all the instances, whether it be Bruh-Man taking his shoes off in the apartment, randomly rummaging in the refrigerator and “borrowing” things, did Martin trust him on a business venture?
Perhaps the most telling moment of Bruh-Man’s amazing existence was the Whitney Houston world tour when Martin was out of a job. Selling T-shirts is a Hustle Man thing. Selling T-shirts for the 'Whitty Hutton Wurd Toor,' proving that he can’t spell? A Bruh-Man thing. And there is nothing quite like Bruh-Man.
When I first began combing through the list of potential Martin characters who could be No. 1, Sheneneh was the obvious answer. No other character found a way to antagonize not only Gina and Pam but nearly everyone else in the Martin universe. If not for Gina losing Martin’s Pistons tickets, we wouldn’t have the episode where Gina had to work in Sheneneh’s shop in order to pay them back. We wouldn’t have “Forever Sheneneh.” We wouldn’t have a large history of big-braid, gold-hoop-earring comebacks, putdowns and insults. The genesis for any outrageous and absurd character that ever came from Martin Lawrence’s mind is Sheneneh.
In regards to the other Martin characters he embodied, few carried their own episodes like she did. Whether it be as a love interest or a general foil for Pam and Gina’s ascent into society, Sheneneh existed primarily to stand her ground — always. Jerome was a pimp, a ‘70s caricature who carried eternally through playsuits, high socks and representing the Himalayas. Otis got some shine when he attempted to protect the ladies of Martin from threatening young punks, but ultimately was a security guard with a potbelly and slacks that seemed two sizes too small. Mama Payne embodied every TV mom with a superego, and the death of her bird is an all-timer.
But the world still revolves around Miss Jenkins. After all, she lived across the hall. And without Sheneneh, you don’t get the full grasp of how absurd Martin could be. Or how so many characters high and low could exist in one simple space.