Film and TV

5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Godzilla

We've got a new Godzilla film coming out and all signs point to it being as colon-stompingly awesome as we could possibly hope for. For me, this is a personal victory. The first film I ever remember both loving and being completely terrified of is Godzilla 1985, and then when I saw what was done with the franchise 13 years later I honestly felt bad for being American. Hopefully now some redemption for that heinous act is at hand.

With his long and varied history there are a lot of myths about the King of Monsters that have been bandied about over the years. Today we're here to shatter some of those myths.

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Jef Rouner is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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