A recent study reports that people with brown eyes are more trustworthy than those with blue eyes. According to an MSNBC report, the lead author on the study Karel Kleisner of Charles University in Prague, Czech Republic, asked more than 200 students to rate how much they could trust a mix of 80 male and female faces with varying blue or brown eyes. There was a significant enough response to the brown-eyed folks as being deemed more trustworthy than the blue-eyed peeps.
So brown-eyed people are more trustworthy? Why am I not surprised (said person with brown eyes)? All these years of us brown-eyed people being jealous of our prettier-eyed counterparts and we had no reason to be. While the blue-eyed beauties were out getting laid, we brown-eyers' were getting respected, and which would you rather have?
Maybe blue-eyed people inherently know that they are untrustworthy and that makes them act upon their impulses? I don't know; I just made that up. I will say that there have been some pretty untrustworthy blue-eyed babes over the years.
You may not think that Angelina Jolie has blue peepers because she is a brunette, but they are there, all right. Do you find her to be a completely credible person? Breaking up the greatest marriage ever in Hollywood aside, she's too crazy to be trustworthy. And she needs to eat, which has nothing to do with the color of her eyes.
Taylor, guess what: When you say that you are never, ever, ever getting back together with whomever it is you are talking about, no one believes you. You will totally get back together with him as soon as he acknowledges your existence again. And you will be so totally stoked about it that you will start writing a song in jubilation and then guess what, you'll get dumped again. First time, shame on John Mayer, eighteenth time shame on you Taylor Swift. Sorry, I don't trust that you won't make the same mistake again.
I think that Elvira is one of those people who, while they seem very genuine, they really put on a show of things. That being said, when people are always "on" -- acting like someone they are not -- can you ever really put much stock in them?
Of course I had to put in Old Blue Eyes! For one thing, Sinatra is the most notable blue-eyed person on the planet, but he also did a lot of shifty things, especially pertaining to women and the mob. Apparently the FBI kept tabs on Sinatra's mob ties and accumulated more than 2,000 pages on the guy. He has also been called a swinger, and often with ladies that get paid to swing (hookers). But the guy belts out just a few notes of Funny Valentine and we are all putty.
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Have you ever believed a word that has come out of Tom Cruise's mouth? Even when he's acting he's not making me want to hand over my trust. He pretends to be tall, lucid, not someone that interviews potential wives, and he will probably run for office one day and win on the platform of free money for all. I don't trust you.
"She'll expose you, when she snows you. Hope you'll feed with the crumbs she throws you. She's ferocious And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush. All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes."