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Chicks In Santa Hats (NSFW)

This place is a prison. I just spent the better part of my days searching Google for attractive women in Santa Claus hats. I had to sift through hundreds, maybe thousands, of pictures featuring barely-clothed women* getting festive for the holiday season with the trademark red and white.

Here's a big 'ol selection of hot chicks in Santa hats, because we all know you have nothing better to do at work this week than sit around and complain about feeling fat and eating Christmas candy. I don't have that problem, because Santa gave me self-confidence when I was 13, and that's the gift that keeps on giving. Check the pump, brother.

*(And some men. I mean, I looked, but I didn't right-click and save any of them. And if I did it's cool, because I am who I am and my life is my life to live it.)

And now the photos (some NSFW).

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