Yesterday, when we received the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger had fathered a child outside his marriage with Maria Shriver, we could not pass up the chance to poke a little fun at the Governator. Did we make fun of his movies? Nope. His accent? Even more juvenile. We went straight for the jugular and posted pictures of his bunchy, Pla-Doh-like body.
Writer Craig Hlavaty couldn't even tell whether they were the best or worst photos of the man. Maybe it was a low blow, but we're happy to see that at least one reader agreed with our logic.
He should have a tattoo on his forehead: "Not built to scale."
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