Random Ephemera

Comment of the Day: Verily, I Would Nap

Today, we ran a story about the Southern Naptists, a group that seeks to re-establish napping as a priority in this country. Instead of baptizing their followers, elders "naptize" new congregants. Instead of communion wafers and wine, you get cookies and milk. Actually, it sounds pretty nice.

Reader Dodie Messer Meeks thought so, too:

WONderful. How do I sign up? I'm a fallen away Unitarian and born again pagan; but you sound wonderfully inspirational Verily, verily, verily I would join..

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