This week New Orleans goes into party overdrive as the sports and celebrity world descends on the city for Super Bowl XLVII.
Before you Google it, that means Super Bowl 47. The Baltimore Ravens and San Francisco 49ers are coming to New Orleans to play for NFL dominance in the biggest sporting event in the world.
Of course with the surge of people coming into New Orleans, there will also be plenty of lonely revelers looking for companionship and boozing friends in the French Quarter and elsewhere near the Mercedes-Benz Superdome.
And of course, some of these people will turn to the local Craigslist bulletin boards to trawl fer strange.
I especially enjoyed the four guys who are looking for four other girls to pair up with because that will end well for everyone. Don't dudes know about ratios these days? Ask for eight girls instead, to separate the women from the girls.
There is also a 177 year-old 49ers fan and former gold prospector looking for a ticket -- just one darned ticket -- to see his beloved team play.
Hey whats going on? I am a 22 year old college student who recently moved home for the semester. I will have a lot of free time on my hands and would like to find a cool chick to spend it with not opposed to it leading to more as well . I am fun outgoing and intelligent. I love to go out in the city. I am 6'3 150 white and handsome :) If this interests you then send me a message. Put Super Bowl in subject line. I have pics to share.
Read: I dropped out of college and I am afraid my dad will get drunk during the game start a fight with me since I just flushed $40K down the drain, and I want to get out of the house and go anywhere. It doesn't matter.
I am looking to make a new connection. We can see how things go with us if there is a future for us in a friendship, or a relationship. I seek a woman who would be easy to get along with, understanding and has a great personality. Age and race aren't important if there is a good understanding of each other. So tell me a little about you and I will tell you something about me and we can see where things go. Your pix gets mine's. Put in the subject mardi gras and super bowl time to make sure I know this is a real response.
Read: I am an alien and want to steal your inside lady parts for fuel for my spaceship.
Sbm from Maryland heading your way next week for the Super Bowl. Would definitely enjoy the company/connection of a pleasant and down to earth woman. Only prerequisite is that you're a sweetheart kind of woman, cause I'm a really good guy and that's the kind of woman that appeals to me. Don't really have any expectations. Just looking to enjoy the trip and cheer the Ravens on to victory. On the other hand, I'm not married so if we make some kind of crazy phenomenal connection I'm not adverse to pursing it. I always believed no land, no man, or no sea can keep two hearts apart that are destined to be. But that's jumping way to far ahead. One step at a time my dear one step at a time.
Read: He had me until the whole air, land, and sea stuff.
What's up ladies? We are 4 fun successful guys in our mid 30's-mid 40's looking for 4 girlfriends to party with the weekend of the Super Bowl. We will be staying downtown fri-Mon. There are no expectations you will have to satisfy. All expenses paid for a night or nights of drinking dancing and whatever else the night brings. I don't want to sound like an ass but we are picky. Get in touch and put super bowl in the subject so I know you're real.
Read: NO FAT CHICKS
Super Bowl week is almost here. I am a very attractive, fit and fun professional that knows that the best part of Super Bowl week isn't always the game, but it's all the VIP events that go on during the week. In addition to having a ticket to the game, I have access to multiple A-List parties, including the ultra-exclusive weekend parties. I am excited to explore the finer things of New Orleans and plan on making it a VIP week from Tuesday night to Monday morning with someone fun. Would you like to join me?
If this sounds intriguing to you and you are a hot, interesting woman that wants to have a very memorable week, get in touch with me. I have plenty of pictures to share, so make sure you attach two pictures and tell me about yourself. You will like what you see and will not be disappointed.
Read: $200 says this dude is a eunuch.
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Yes I do have an extra ticket to the Super Bowl. And yes, I am looking around for a hot gal to take. None of my friends and/or family are worthy of going. It's gonna be wild around the Dome on Sunday. It's only the biggest sporting event in the world. Here's some quick info on me...I'm 35, swm, Saints and LSU fan. Don't know who to root for in this one. Here's some requirements to get my attention. You must be....
fun outgoing hot excited to be at the Super Bowl white no bbw (a few extra pounds is more than okay) 18-60 in age (age doesn't matter!!)
You must also send some pics, your stats and tell me a little something about yourself. If you're coming into town for the game, you are also welcome to respond. I paid $1,900 for these two awesome seats. I won't ask for any money in return. But I probably will ask that you cover dinner before the game!
If you are interested in going, please send me a reply. Put "Super Bowl" in the subject line so I can filter out the 1,000 spam messages that are coming my way.
Read: That age range sure does leave a wide berth for whatever, from either a high school senior to a grandmother of three. He's playing the odds. Looking - 28 (New Orleans)
I am from Baton Rouge and in New Orleans working every day doing preparations for the Super Bowl. The gas prices are high and fuel costs are killing me. It would be awesome if I could find a place around the French Quarter to stay to save me some money. Im working nights so I would need a place to lay my head in the daytime.
I am a 28 year old white male. If it would happen come to it I am a top. I have a gf in Baton Rouge so this is the perfect opportunity for a little fun while im here.
Please respond with your own pics, face and body at a minimum. Include how old you are. And put SUPER BOWL PREP. in the headline All others responses will be ignored.
Read: Hey hey, apparently beggars can be choosers.