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Game Of Thrones: "You Just Sent The Most Powerful Man In Westeros To Bed Without His Supper."

As with every Game of Thrones season finale, it always feels like a bit of a letdown after the events of the penultimate episode. That seemed true this season more than ever, as news of the "Red Wedding" begins to filter throughout Westeros.

After what was arguably the most powerful episode of the best season of GoT so far, last night's installment ("Mhysa") couldn't help but disappoint. Though the War of Five Kings would appear to be all but over, the finale was mostly about setting the stage for future confrontations, none of which we're going to see until next season, or possibly even the one after that. It was also about the meaning of family, and the lengths some will go in order to protect it.

So begins another nine months of loudly wondering when George R.R. Martin is going to finish The Winds of Winter.

Locations Highlighted in the Opening Titles (* =new): King's Landing, Dragonstone, The Twins, Winterfell, The Wall, Yunkai

Ser(s) Not Appearing In This Episode: Loras and Margaery Tyrell, Robb Stark (too soon?)

We pick up right where we left off, as the Hound (Rory McCann) makes his way out of the slaughter at the Twins with Arya (Maisie Williams), though not in time for her to avoid seeing what's happened to her brother. The Freys have removed Grey Wind's head and attached it to Robb's body, which for Arya is only the latest in an unending series of personal atrocities. Small wonder she takes the opportunity, later on, to perforate one of the Freys she hears boasting of committing the gruesome act. The Hound graciously butchers the other three dudes, and while we don't know exactly where the pair is heading, Arya's muttered "Valar morghulis" promises many more bodies to come.

Newlyweds Sansa (Sophie Turner) and Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) enjoy some bonding over plans to seek comical vengeance on those who snigger at him. It's cute, but doomed, as they're interrupted by a small council meeting to announce the news of Robb's death. Joffrey (Jack Gleeson) and Tyrion go around again, but things go from awkward to "Oh no he di'nt" when Joffrey unfavorably compares Tywin's accomplishments in Robert's Rebellion to, well, his "father's." Alone with his son, Tywin offers a not-so surprising revelation that he wasn't exactly a proud papa of his stunted newborn, yet abstained from killing him out of love of family. Aw, that's sweet.

It probably won't happen, but Charles Dance needs to be nominated for an Emmy. He (metaphorically) kills in every scene he's in.

Team Bran (Isaac Hempstead-Wright) makes it to the abandoned Nightfort, and to -- I don't know, lighten the mood some? -- he tells the legend of the Rat Cook, a story of betrayal and violating the sanctity of houseguests which has not-so allegorical connections to a certain Walder Frey.

Speaking of Frey (David Bradley), he and Roose Bolton (Michael McElhatton) conduct their after-action meeting. Frey gloats, Bolton broods, and the two discuss the disposition of Winterfell (Bolton has been named Warden of the North by Lord Tywin) and the fate of Theon Greyjoy, also confirming it *is* Bolton's bastard son Ramsay who's been torturing the young Ironborn, a fact which was probably apparent to anyone paying attention to all the "X"s around Ramsay's place.

Theon (Alfie Allen), short about 7 inches of manhood, understandably begs for death, Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) responds by giving him his new name: "Reek."

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Peter Vonder Haar writes movie reviews for the Houston Press and the occasional book. The first three novels in the "Clarke & Clarke Mysteries" - Lucky Town, Point Blank, and Empty Sky - are out now.
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