George Lopez

Comedian George Lopez has had to look for new material since George W. Bush left office ("Fuck that puto!"). He seems to have found some in white Americans: "While you were out learning Sudoku, we were taking over the country." Don't think that's funny? Well, somebody does. Forbes named Lopez one of the ten top-earning comics of last year, estimating his annual income at $20 million. 7 p.m. Toyota Center, 1510 Polk Street. For information, call 866-446-8849 or visit $40 to $60.
Sat., Aug. 1, 7 p.m., 2009
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