Today, May 13, is Top Gun Day all over the world. A day where you can share your love of the immortal tale of brave men in majestic machines flying through the air like gods, defending our country, playing sweaty beach volleyball, and laying hot blondes while ignoring the homoerotic advances of their fellow servicemen.
Also, it gives us a chance to lament what Val Kilmer has done to himself in the 25 years, (yes, 25 years) since Top Gun was released. I know that as people age they start looking different, because I used to have to use shampoo, but damn, he looks like a fat Mickey Rourke now sometimes. Tom Cruise has hardly aged because he sold his "soul" to aliens.