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I Had No Phone For Five Days and Didn't Die

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I watched an entire episode of a television program Of course I have many other pieces of electronic equipment available to suck my attention away from the television, but my phone is my diversion of choice. Why fully pay attention to a show when you could also be IMBDing all of the actors and playing Words with Friends? Without my go-to distraction, I just sat there and watched, and you'll never believe what happened? I didn't miss anything and wasn't at all confused at the end. Go figure.

I used my landline

I set up a phone interview before it occurred to me that, "Shoot, I don't have a phone." And then I remembered that I pay AT&T $20 a month for a genuine, bonafide landline. The bonus of using the landline was that I had to sit still for the duration of the call because it's connected to a wall! I am sure I have never paid better attention to someone on the other end in my adult life.

I had to make actual plans and be on time I am perpetually late. To me, being anywhere within fifteen minutes after the time you are supposed to meet equates to being early. Without the crutch of a "running late" text, I was forced to give myself "extra time" to get to a destination. This was mind blowing.

I considered never replacing my phone That thought lasted all of 15 seconds, but it occurred to me no less.

Would I go without a phone for five days again? I sure would. I am considering doing it once a year like one of those self-inflicted GOOP elimination diets, a phone cleanse if you will. Try it for yourself; I promise you won't die.

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