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JERMPING TEH SHERK: ERMAHGERD EENERPERPRIT ERMAHGERDZ

Not yet sick of ERMAHGERD memes? Check out our foodie version, ERMAHGERD CERPCERKS.

By now you all know about the ERMAHGERD meme, using the twisted face of some poor girl from the '90s for the expression of excitement and the belittling of those with speech impediments. It showed up on the weird shadowy side of the Internet a few months back and just now started gaining traction with the normals.

You know, that poor lady is probably sitting at a Denny's right now writing a suicide note because some ass clown found her picture at a garage sale and dredged up old feelings of loneliness and pain of adolescence. (UDPATE: Actually...)

But as the meme would say, it has, jermped teh sherk. Nowadays if you don't get on the ground floor of a meme the first few weeks, you get buried under the weight of a million others on Facebook, attaching a political cause to something that doesn't need to be attached to.

ERMAHGERD CHERK-FER-RAY IS HERMAPHERBIC!

Or something like that.

That's why I came up with eight or so inappropriate ERMAHGERD, because before now this meme has been too cutesy and dear. Pain, death, misery, hatred, these things deserve to be memes.

Er, merms.

Illustrations By Monica Fuentes

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