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July Kickstarter Round-Up: LARP, Pugs and Brain Injuries

Once a month we'll be bringing you a look at some of the best local Kickstarter campaigns in order to let you know what's getting ready to be unleashed through the help of small investors.

Larpe Diem: Have you ever seen Darkon, the documentary someone made about foam sword fighting, live action RPGs? It's awesome. If they had that every Monday like football I would crash my car in order to get home on time to watch it.

Coming to us from the Fat Kids on the Block film crew, this is a similar film, except this time it's fictional. An average man named James is dragged by a friend to an underground LARP event where it turns out he is a naturally gifted foam weapons expert. Soon, he is an sensation in the LARP underworld, but success always makes you enemies.

Seriously, this is Kickboxer for the nerd crowd and I want it made yesterday. The only downside is that it's $75 to get a copy of the film (And a digital at that). Seems like a bit of a rip-off, but if they're angling for a theatrical release I can understand.

Goal: $7,500 by August 6

Puggernauts Pooch Paraphernalia Blastoff: This one goes out to my Aunt Kathy and all the pugs she's kept fat and happy over the years. Amberly Preston is dedicating herself to making the kind of items an elderly pug needs in their twilight years. These include diapers for incontinent dogs, and orthopedic, easily washable beds for their old bones. If dogs have saints, I can totally see Preston being one of them.

It's $75 to get a bed, but all the prizes below that come with stickers, dog clothes, autograph pictures, and other neat dog things. $500 gets you a big giant dog party, and that is the most adorable sounding thing ever!

Goal: $2,000 by August 7

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Blitzshield: Our final entry this month is a subject that is near and dear to my heart.

Concussions are a worsening problem in modern sports. Too many men and women in boxing, football, and pro wrestling are suffering serious brain damage without even really knowing that it's happening. The result can lead to early dementia in athletes in their physical prime, which has been traced to several murders and suicides.

Jim Hines is claiming his Blitzshields (Patent pending) use carbon fiber and Kevlar bonded with epoxy resin to create a football helmet that is more efficient and better protects the head in a collision. Currently he is working on the capital to build prototypes to test on actual NFL players, who Hines says have expressed interest.

$20 gets you an autographed picture of the player who receives the helmet, which is pretty good autograph rates. It'll be $1,000 for your own custom helmet, though.

Goal: $30,000 by August 11.

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Jef Rouner (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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