Film and TV

Our Casting Suggestions for Scientology: The Movie

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Role: Tom Cruise

Actor: Jeremy Renner

Think about it. Had Cruise been younger, he would have been a strong contender for Renner's role in The Hurt Locker. Plus, just like Cruise, there were questions swirling about Renner's sexual orientation after he announced that he was taking his mother as a date to last year's Oscars. Renner's already been nominated for two Academy Awards. Cruise has three noms. He's Cruise's spiritual heir (and a better actor).

Second Choice: Jake Gyllenhaal

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