Role: Tommy Davis, head of Celebrity Centre International, son of actress Anne Archer
Actor: Colin Farrell
Davis is currently the Church's go-to guy for damage-control interviews, but inevitably, he seems to wind up causing even more damage. Plus, Davis always looks like he hasn't slept in days. We think Colin Farrell's off-the-cuff, disheveled demeanor would make for a great portrayal of the Scientology spokesman.
Of course, there would be a better actor for the job. Tom Cruise. Davis himself seems to have modeled his public speaking after Cruise's. In the video below, watch Davis (at the 3:40 mark) put on his Cruise face when ABC's Martin Bashir asks him about Xenu.
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