AA: What are the parameters of the Gala? Anyone can come? There's going to be a giant tip jar or what?
CL: Anyone can come. Yep, pretty much.
BR: I think we're going to sell raffle tickets. That will be our money maker.
CL: There will be an at-the-door thing.
BR: There will be a doorman and if you want to make a donation, he'll give away raffle tickets to you depending on the size of your donation. But beyond that you will also be able to buy raffle tickets.
CL: And you'll get a free shot upon entry.
AA: Oh wow.
CL: I mean, you get a free shot no matter what. You can just come in here and drink.
BR: Jack Erickson will be the doorman, dressed as a god, giving you a shot.
CL: Sexy gods. Sexy gods.
AA: Just as long as his chest hair is out.
BR: Exactly.
AA: Are you going to keep the ping-pong table up?
BR: We'll put it up at the end of the evening. We're serving desserts, which seems like the cheapest and most effective way to do it.
CL: We can't do a whole menu, so we're going to do just straight desserts. So if you eat beforehand and then come, there will be desserts and beer and drinks.
AA: Are you still going to build a pool for the backyard?
BR: We've got an above-ground pool, but --
CL: It's already setup, but it's at the old Joanna.
AA: So that's still in the future?
CL: That's definitely going to happen. We are going to have some very interesting things for the Gala. I don't know if I can say this, but we're going to have [REDACTED, suckers!] -- that's sort of like the hell of the gods.
BR: It's sort of like a decadent hell, though.
CL: And we're going to have a sparkler sing-a-long. We're going to get a bunch of sparklers, go outside, and have a nice sing-a-long. Hopefully they won't light everything on fire! And there will be more surprises. It will be fun!