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Pop Rocks: For 007's 50th Anniversary, the Five Best Bond Films (And Five More)

Ever since the first trailer hit, I've been squealing like Navin Johnson: "Skyfall's almost here! Skyfall's almost here!"

I don't get hyped by a lot of stuff anymore, movie-wise. The Hobbit? Eh. The Dark Knight Rises? Meh. But I grew up watching James Bond movies. Before there was Star Wars, or Indiana Jones, there was 007.

Last week also marked the 50th anniversary since the release of Dr. No, the first official Bond movie, in 1962. Such auspicious anniversaries taking place during the run-up to a new release are opportunities for reflection and appreciation. And to churn out lists, like this one.

In no particular order, and I offer alternatives to those listed for the complainers.

Goldfinger (1964) If there's a list of best Bond movies this isn't near the top of, I haven't seen it. The third movie in the franchise was really when it felt like Eon found its groove. You had larger than life villains, even larger henchmen, a plot (stealing all the gold in Fort Knox) that is more ridiculous even than subsequent parodies, and possibly the only Bond girl who can give Honey Ryder a run for her money.

Or You Can Try: From Russia With Love - Often overlooked, the movie directly preceding Goldfinger feels somehow...understated when bookended by Dr. No's flamethrower tanks and GF's razor-tipped bowler hat. Not for everybody, but worth a look.

Live and Let Die (1973) LaLD is about as far as I'm willing to go on the goofiness spectrum with regards to 007, which unfortunately excludes most of Roger Moore's later appearances. That said, the voodoo stuff and Harlem stylings -- to say nothing of Baron Samedi (Geoffrey Holder) and proto-Jaws Tee Hee (Julius Harris) -- push the envelope pretty hard. Still, Jane Seymour.

Or You Can Try: For Your Eyes Only - One way to hide the fact your 007 is 54 years old is to have some extended skiing and climbing scenes. FYEO's relative realism was a direct reaction to the goofy shittiness of Moonraker, and lasted two whole years (until the schizophrenic Octopussy).

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Peter Vonder Haar writes movie reviews for the Houston Press and the occasional book. The first three novels in the "Clarke & Clarke Mysteries" - Lucky Town, Point Blank, and Empty Sky - are out now.
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