4. Sex And the City

Since we've all been watching this show for the past few years in syndication on basic cable, we may have forgotten where the word "sex" in the title came from. This show was rampant with explicit content: Miranda's adventure in rear entry, Charlotte and "the rabbit," and then there was Samantha who barely wore clothing for the entire first three seasons of the show. Only Carrie was spared from showing off her goods, surely due to contractual limitations.

3. True Blood

Vampire sex is not just dirty as all hell, it's bloody! What goes on within the confines of Bon Temps is salacious enough to put color into Dracula's face, and that dude is really, really pale.

2. Girls No Girls isn't porn-esque at all, it's risque. Stop being foolish now; it's porn. It is just unbecoming (zing!) and awkwardly real; so, it's basically amateur porn. Or it's more like that video you and your husband made a few months ago to spice up your marriage after two and a half white wine spritzers but have been too embarrassed to watch or acknowledge. Don't bother; just watch Lena Dunham and her current beau do it if you really want to see how unattractive you looked.

1. Game of Thrones

It really doesn't get any dirtier than this series. And on top of the fact that in King's Landing undergarments cease to exist, there is also the whole "midget porn" thing going on, which takes your fetish to a whole different level both anatomically and theoretically.