Poppea may not get crowned Empress until the end of The Coronation of Poppea, but she establishes herself as Ms. Thang immediately. Already a married noblewoman living in a palace in Rome, Poppea is having an affair with the Emperor Nerone. In exchange for nooky, Nerone vows to make her empress. That Nerone already has a wife seems to trouble exactly no one, save the wife herself.

Meanwhile, all the men in love with Poppea (and there are a handful) arrange executions, murders and prison terms to dissolve her current marriage, all the while condoning her terrible behavior. It is only post-coronation ย— and post-execution and post-heartbreak of many ย— that Poppea and Nerone examine their scheming and feel an inkling of remorse. If it weren’t for the ancient Roman setting, the story would be oddly reminiscent of certain ex-Enron executives. Aww. See Houston Grand Opera’s production of the timeless tale today at 7 p.m.

Sat., April 29, 7:30 p.m.; Wed., May 3, 7 p.m.; Fri., May 5, 7:30 p.m.; Sun., May 7, 2 p.m.; Fri., May 12, 7:30 p.m.