Seems to us the hardest thing is manipulating the blade and trying not to get cut. You have the teeth facing you have to stick it in your crotch, Muller says. Huh?! I never worry about it, he says. But dont your students? I dont know. Ive never asked. I just stick it between their legs, and Im like, Do this.
Muller started the workshops about three months ago, sharing his four years of self-taught expertise with what he hopes are future bandmates. I actually want to start a saw orchestra, he says. But theres nobody who plays except a bunch of faux-bos in Austin, and who the fuck wants to hang out with them? They cant really play anyway. 8 to 10 p.m. Avant Garden, 411 Westheimer. For information, contact [email protected] or visit www.myspace.com/loathesomefoilball. Free.
Mon., May 12, 8-10 p.m., 2008