Film and TV

The 4 Most Inappropriate Relationships in Children's Television

As mentioned before, we reproduced, and trust us when we say that we love our little girl with all of our hearts. However, we are getting to the end of our rope when it comes to all the children's television we're forced to watch in order to placate the littlest Hitler. Maybe it's just the fact that we're a horrible person, but we've begun to notice some very inappropriate relationships happening amongst the characters. Such as...

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Jef Rouner (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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